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Talking to a big black woman with big black thighs a big black belly and big black boobs and she said white guys like a bit of black and i said a bit.

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Deleted Member @ 07/11/2009 01:25  

I was walking down the street one day,and i saw this house on fire there was a man shouting and screaming to the crowd that was gathered there below for he was so afraid.

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Deleted Member @ 07/11/2009 02:39  

A ceiling fan in my spoon.

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Deleted Member @ 07/11/2009 02:54  

Eh? LOL I see you've had your illegal ice cream

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Sandi @ 07/11/2009 09:12  

Just come down........... nice trip man.

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Deleted Member @ 09/11/2009 22:21  

weres my pressie ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 11/11/2009 09:39  

Duno must be lost in the post i think but then again duno go to your post office and ask them cos i duno mybee they know cos i duno why you asking me i duno anyway i didn't get you owt.

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Deleted Member @ 13/11/2009 01:18  

Free to good home mi ant eater he is called Malc and he is a big hit with the ladies, He has to go as i left him in the same room as mi ant farm and he scoffed the lot.

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Deleted Member @ 13/11/2009 01:56  

??????.......can i have something what he is on please!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 13/11/2009 08:05  

Just not quite as much.

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Rob1050 @ 13/11/2009 08:56  

What window cleaner !!!!!!!!!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 13/11/2009 13:11  

I have just seen God and i asked him why is it all the things that is going on in this world at the moment..........why am i so sexy. For mi cat n mi hat n mi shirt.

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Deleted Member @ 14/11/2009 00:47  

I used to be gay but i had to give it up because it made my eyes water.

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Deleted Member @ 14/11/2009 01:54  

PML You're not supposed to poke each other in the eyes

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Sandi @ 14/11/2009 08:37  

When you saw God AD was SHE nice to you

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Brummie Jackie @ 15/11/2009 02:15  

Wanted a chicken that lays creame eggs ive been feeding a chicken chocolate but they don't come out as creame eggs in fact the bird is sick all over the floor all the time.

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 01:24  

When newbies join I let them know where the white jacket, with the shiny buckles at the back, is but in your case I think it would be a spare looks like you already have your own

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Sandi @ 17/11/2009 07:37  

I am not buying the chicken a white jacket thats just daft, people will look when i take him for a walk and think im an idiot.

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Deleted Member @ 17/11/2009 15:06  

Aren't jackets for potatoes, not chickens ?

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Rob1050 @ 17/11/2009 16:36  

Maybe you shud get the chciken a muff

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Brummie Jackie @ 17/11/2009 22:54  

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