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jinx57
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sending pervy messages to a friend in need by text,finishing,then realising me migraine had eased back to sensible!laughter cures all,agree or i'll kill you.....(sorry nursey)

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jinx57 @ 26/04/2012 16:38

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glad you reaconised the thread for what it was sandi

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jinx57
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shouting SMILE at a bus driver....simple pleasures,and yet satisfying!

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jinx57 @ 27/04/2012 15:43

allison_2011
In: northwich
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watching my neighbours grandaughter crawl on her bum using 1 leg!! so cute

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allison_2011 @ 27/04/2012 15:56

jinx57
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last on chat room,lightweights,now2.08 giving up ,liver collapsing,hope you enjoy the julius caeser/mouse interface,took ages!

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jinx57 @ 28/04/2012 02:06

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Jinx's late night messages on chat....haha

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jinx57
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not larfing yet,woke up to discover somebody spiked my j.d. in the chat room(rohypnol again),i appear to have a tatoo on my willy saying "se",no,wait,ang on....."southern messenger parts and service"......don't know who that is.now if i can just walk to the kitchen for coffee.blah

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jinx57 @ 28/04/2012 10:09

GreyGra
In: Durham
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After not shaving for 10 days, to see what colour the beard would be (red and white apparently), my daughter told me this morning that

"You don't look like yourself any more"

Chastised and clean shaven now.

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GreyGra @ 28/04/2012 16:09

hurtz
In: Farnborough
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My 8 year old daughter "don't I have a right 2 a private life" and "u wouldn't understand" lol

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hurtz @ 30/04/2012 17:38

Blackberry
In: Warrington
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Clarkee's opening post on his 'You know you're old when.....' thread

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Blackberry @ 30/04/2012 18:41

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This made me laugh like a loon for while and really brightened up my day. http://www.visordown.com/motorcycle-news-bizarre/man-su...20554.html I imagine some people would pay good money for that!!!

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Deleted Member @ 30/04/2012 19:49

Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Last evening, I was nuking (warming them in the microwave oven) some boiled spuds for my dinner and one of them blew up

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Sandi @ 03/05/2012 11:04

Sandi
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This text message in the METRO newpaper sent in by Ian of London I think we should have Olympic events for Londoners, such as a dash for a tube seat with extra points for good use of elbows. Maybe on the Leeds train too

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Sandi @ 11/05/2012 09:48

jinx57
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larfed out loud......i'm being stalked,first somebody on internet,b1 birdy apparently.then some gay imposter called dan gerous what a day!

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jinx57 @ 11/05/2012 10:33

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Do what I do with stalkers Jinx....stalk them back....they go nuts!

What made me laugh out loud today? The weather. Horrible yesterday with rain and wind and hail all on my one day off, then today Im back to work and it is gorgeous. Can't win haha

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jinx57
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know the feeling lulu ,cutting lawns in 70 degrees,then go to work ,someiones taking the piss bigtime!!

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jinx57 @ 11/05/2012 11:36

jinx57
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two aspirin,two hours kip,no more migraine approaching.hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha(out loud)

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jinx57 @ 15/05/2012 12:57

jinx57
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scraping car free of ice.......................it's kin may16th for godsakes!roll on global warming .......erm,maybe.

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jinx57 @ 16/05/2012 06:53

rockchickeelicious
In: Newcastle
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Jinx57's post in the smiley thread.. aimed at my good self... too funny!! "to be honest,if that's a dream bike ,i would suggest counselling at some point..."

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rockchickeelicious @ 16/05/2012 15:12

SouthLondonPhil
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Getting distracted by one of these scam calls purporting to be from "Microsoft support - there is an issue with your computer" - caught me at a bored moment so I managed to wind him up by keeping him on the line, making him go through everything in minute detail, whilst I pretended to click on the various links he was coming up with.
Eventually cracked and told him that a message had come up on the screen telling him that his time had been wasted, but at least I'd kept him from trying to scam someone else fo the last 10 minutes. >dial tone<!

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SouthLondonPhil @ 16/05/2012 16:24

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