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What Made You Laugh Out Loud Today

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Me again, lol.........

Just nailed this song I've been messing about with all day on guitar, I kept ballsing it up in exactly the same point. Every time!!

So when I finally sussed it I jumped up and kicked my foot forward in celebration. Off came my boot and flew across the room and hit my monitor. Laces weren't done up, luckily lcd screens are reasonably soft. Well, the front bit is. pmsl

No burst pixels luckily

Deleted Member @ 04/04/2017 20:10

jinx57
In: Leonard Stanley
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BIG C,Bert Weedon has a book for things like that

jinx57 @ 07/04/2017 21:26

jinx57
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Easter Monday at Red Marley Hillclimb...bloke stood right beside course,bellowing into his mobile phone,whilst unsilenced bikes roar past feet away...and he's moaning about the noise in background..pmsl..:p

jinx57 @ 18/04/2017 09:15

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Haha Burt Weedon, I remember seeing his book on some tv programme years ago. "Play In A Day" it was called, or something like that.

Deleted Member @ 18/04/2017 20:27

jinx57
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Burt always was an optomist...he'd obviously never seen a fumble-fingered f**ker as bad as me..lol

jinx57 @ 19/04/2017 14:50

Lindsay
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Magnetic tanks ... errm, do you mean metallic tanks?

Oh my days, I'm chortling loudly.

You know who you are, you are such a

Lindsay @ 20/04/2017 20:46

jinx57
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Today? The fallability of folk when confronted with Scrumpy...a hoot indeed :)>

jinx57 @ 22/04/2017 12:05

Sandi
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My infamous mobile phone made me laugh out loud. Usually it hacks me off, cos it has it's own code of grammar and keeps changing correct words, it has just changed hailstones to gallstones.

Sandi @ 25/04/2017 16:07

Lindsay
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Toby (the kitten) doing The Wall of Death up and around Stu's face last night!

Lindsay @ 01/05/2017 08:23

jinx57
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Watching bats chasing bugs around the trees in my back garden...unreal airborne acrobatics...

jinx57 @ 04/05/2017 20:37

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Being less than politely rebuffed over an enquiry on prices by a well-known Specialist Triumph Breaker...do these people not WANT to make ANY money??

jinx57 @ 15/05/2017 18:48

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Proving to myself that patience really IS a virtue,paid less than 1/3 breakers price for a brake caliper...chuffed

jinx57 @ 19/05/2017 23:07

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My attempts to remember French from school,ah merde!

jinx57 @ 20/05/2017 16:27

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Listening to the Bonzo Dog DooDa Band performing"Hunting Tigers Out In India"..SUCH daft lyrics...no very PC these days...

jinx57 @ 21/05/2017 10:24

jinx57
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The comical antics of car 'drivers' in hot,sunny weather...wonder if they just go all dozy like flies..??

jinx57 @ 22/05/2017 17:37

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My irritating neighbour trying to start his petrol mower for an hour...and failing miserably

jinx57 @ 03/06/2017 13:09

jinx57
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Sunday...riding along near Usk and saw a signpost to BULLY HOLE BOTTOM..

jinx57 @ 12/06/2017 11:00

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Weds. night and a fat plonker in a very large and expensive Mercedes posing mobile becalmed in a sea of motorcycles...had to sit there for 20 minutes being grinned at....a rare case of BIKE GRIDLOCK

jinx57 @ 14/06/2017 22:03

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Today?My asshole neighbour moaning about my recently acquired bike trailer being chained to my front fence...so i painted the mudguards white and told him "Only a blind man or a TW*T would trip over it now".....

jinx57 @ 17/06/2017 21:32

Lindsay
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36 degrees and climbing. The Gorgeous One looking like a postbox due to resting "in the shade" or so he thought! (Looked like he was in agony after pitching up at b&b and being peeled out of his bike jacket)

Now in the pool cooling off and being 'supervised' by a beer swigging Stuie

Lindsay @ 19/06/2017 20:04

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