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Wouldn't surprise me, RK - friendly fire training! Perhaps they heard there was oil in the building...

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TeeCee @ 29/10/2009 22:15  

No that would make it a target and they'd have missed!

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RustyKnight @ 29/10/2009 22:24  

If you are only supposed to have 4 in your quiz team why is it that the landlords friends always seem to have about 10 in theres !!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 30/10/2009 00:24  

f,bks,sh!!!
Just got back from a trip out to the backwoods of Norfolk to visit Ma.
Heavy rain on the way out,left boot decided to leak so I think I`ve now got trenchfoot,gloves decided to imitate boot-good job I had the sense to take my backup pair for the journey home,which was okay,with a new pair of socks & a couple of plastic bags over my feet,as it had started to dry out a bit-even the sun showed through briefly;happily hurtling-sorry,cruising, along the A11 past Newmarket,some stupid,dozy,moronic biddy pulls across two lanes from the adjoining slip road to overtake the lorry I was already about to!!!
It`s a bloody good job one of us was paying attention,& I know it wasn`t her-she was deep in conversation with her young son in the passenger seat!Of course I had to flash my light several times to make sure she knew I was there,oh & sound the horn,oh & jesticulate a bit as I managed to pass her coz I`m still not quite sure if she realised what she`d done.
Road Rage,I should bloody think so!!

And b..r..e..a..t..h..e..

Still,my boots & gloves are drying out nicely now

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Wraith750 @ 31/10/2009 20:30  

Reminds me of an incident 2 years ago when an "Oerlikon" team on a training exersize lost control of the AA weapon and wiped out 9 of their fellow soldiers and the weapon got the blame...it was the 1st time they trained with live ammo due to cost cutting. Thank god all our nuclear weapons were made inactive in 93.

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excalibur @ 31/10/2009 21:14  

good morning cruel world im late for work and still got take dog out yet and its raing hard woopie ! sings "Tell me why i dont like mondays"

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WheelyNealy @ 16/11/2009 09:04  

its that falling down juice ya keep drinking buddy !!!!!!!!!!!ps....morning !!!!!!!!!

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Deleted Member @ 16/11/2009 09:39  

HMRC. Gimme a freakin' break already!



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Wannabe @ 19/11/2009 10:03  

HMRC. Gimme a freakin' break already! HMRC?

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Sandi @ 19/11/2009 11:55  

HM Revenue & Customs.... Them's what used to be the Inland Revenue

A rose by any other name & all that

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Wannabe @ 19/11/2009 12:04  

A rose? We put manure on roses, not that I would suggest for one minute that you do the same to the HMRC well, not unless you've got a cold

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Sandi @ 19/11/2009 12:09  

Sitting here listening to gallons of piping hot water going down my kitchen sink because the stupid tap has jammed on and the stopcock won't turn off either!!!!!!!!!

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anneka56 @ 19/11/2009 12:49  

OMG! Anneka, try WD40 on the stop cock. I hope you get it to stop soon. If the tank empties completely don't forget to turn off your central heating/hot water timer.

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Sandi @ 19/11/2009 12:54  

called the council out at 11.40..... they still not here...

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anneka56 @ 19/11/2009 12:55  

They obviously don't care about wasting clean water! A similar thing happened some yrs ago in my previous home. A pipe outside had broken and clean water was gushing everywhere, I called the council out and 5 hours later they sent someone to see to it. I don't know how many gallons of water was wasted but it was avoidable if they'd come to sort it straight away.

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Sandi @ 19/11/2009 13:00  

Hehe! I knew I could rely on you to grasp my analogy there Sandi

Can you send some of that hot water down my way please Anneka? Save me all that running to and from the kitchen to fill the bathtub

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Wannabe @ 19/11/2009 13:00  

it's really breaking my heart hearing it going down the plughole .. i would direct it to everyone if i could!!!!!!! what a great way to spend a day off...

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anneka56 @ 19/11/2009 13:02  

LOL analogy? I've got cream for mine, you should see your doc for some

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Sandi @ 19/11/2009 13:03  

4 HOURS AND 50 MINUTES......... to get here to change a dodgy washer !!!!!!!took him 2 MINS.......Stockport Council need stuffing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rant over

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anneka56 @ 19/11/2009 16:40  

LOL @ 'Stockport Council need stuffing' Mm well it is nearly Christmas

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Sandi @ 20/11/2009 00:47  

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