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davidneale
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So you played bowls with all of the local W.I.
last month.
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dave when did you say that to rags ......
when did you have your first kiss?
well funny you shoudl say coz i wasnt very good at it at school
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Can you do handstands against the wall?
the blue are my favourite
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davidneale
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What do you think of MFC (sorry rags)
he was a pheasant plucker.
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allison_2011
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how did you fit your whole hand in>?
he had a very well paid job in the bird factory....
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davidneale
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What did your mate Robin Stuffer do for work?
she is the daughter of a petrol tanker driver.
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Why were you interested in that girl?
It's a really big one
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davidneale
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I thought you said you only make small mistakes.
he said he could swim!
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Ragnar
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Why did you push the bloke in a wheelchair into the pool?
1.2.3.5.6.7.9 and 10. see i can count.
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davidneale
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Rag here is that £10 I owe you. It's in pound coins so you better count it.
I have never found splleing a problem!
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Wheres the bloody dictionary
where has it all gone
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davidneale
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I have finished your hair cut.
can't because it's too wet.
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Riggy66
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Why did you say your vacuum pump wouldn't fit properly?
Not on Tuesdays!
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davidneale
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Can you clean my flat for free?
who put that there?
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what did you say when yu walked into the elephant in your kitchen?
if i dont turn it off it squirts everywhere
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davidneale
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Whats that tap doing on yer thingy?
It's supposd to be for two.
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davidneale
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Whats it like behind that stone?
I thought it went backwards!
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Why did you watch that DVD on rewind?
It's the best I've seen recently.
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do you like sliced loafs of bread?
and now i am stuffed...
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