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So you played bowls with all of the local W.I. last month.

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davidneale @ 25/04/2012 19:40  

dave when did you say that to rags ...... when did you have your first kiss? well funny you shoudl say coz i wasnt very good at it at school

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Deleted Member @ 25/04/2012 23:33  

Can you do handstands against the wall?


the blue are my favourite

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Deleted Member @ 25/04/2012 23:53  

What do you think of MFC (sorry rags) he was a pheasant plucker.

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davidneale @ 26/04/2012 05:06  

how did you fit your whole hand in>? he had a very well paid job in the bird factory....

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allison_2011 @ 26/04/2012 08:19  

What did your mate Robin Stuffer do for work? she is the daughter of a petrol tanker driver.

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davidneale @ 26/04/2012 09:18  

Why were you interested in that girl?


It's a really big one

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Deleted Member @ 26/04/2012 22:54  

I thought you said you only make small mistakes. he said he could swim!

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davidneale @ 26/04/2012 23:07  

Why did you push the bloke in a wheelchair into the pool? 1.2.3.5.6.7.9 and 10. see i can count.

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Ragnar @ 26/04/2012 23:58  

Rag here is that £10 I owe you. It's in pound coins so you better count it. I have never found splleing a problem!

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davidneale @ 27/04/2012 06:50  

Wheres the bloody dictionary

where has it all gone

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Deleted Member @ 27/04/2012 08:28  


I have finished your hair cut.
can't because it's too wet.

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davidneale @ 27/04/2012 11:00  

Why did you say your vacuum pump wouldn't fit properly?


Not on Tuesdays!

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Riggy66 @ 27/04/2012 18:04  

Can you clean my flat for free? who put that there?

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davidneale @ 27/04/2012 18:33  

what did you say when yu walked into the elephant in your kitchen? if i dont turn it off it squirts everywhere

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Deleted Member @ 28/04/2012 00:07  

Whats that tap doing on yer thingy? It's supposd to be for two.

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davidneale @ 28/04/2012 07:56  

Why is it so big?


Green and slimy

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Deleted Member @ 28/04/2012 23:21  

Whats it like behind that stone? I thought it went backwards!

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davidneale @ 29/04/2012 00:12  

Why did you watch that DVD on rewind?


It's the best I've seen recently.

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Deleted Member @ 29/04/2012 18:05  

do you like sliced loafs of bread? and now i am stuffed...

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