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mad munky
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Lives of great men all remind us, we can make our lives sublime,
and so departing leave behind us footprints in the sands of time
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davidneale
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purplepeopleeater
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'Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree'
........in my next life I'll have a couple of jellies instead thanks
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Deleted Member
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Winners never quit..........
and quitters never win............x
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jinx57
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be whatever you want, but don't be indifferent......
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rossoandy21
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ok...whenever we told a women has had her baby it usually goes like this..
'aww she had a little boy/girl'
well of course she bloodey did! Wouldnt have given birth to a teenager huh newborns always little..
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rossoandy21
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I may not have been the greatest president, but I’ve had the most fun eight years.- Bill Clinton
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rossoandy21
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I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
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Emzed
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One of my favourites and I think it applies to me
If you want owt doing
Find a busy man
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Eight
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At the risk of lowering the tone... My favourite is
"You can't polish a turd"
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davidneale
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jinx57
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As a young man, i used to have four supple members and one stiff one.Now i have four stiff and one supple........
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fantasia
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Do as you would be done by. and. why try fixing something if it isnt broken. !!!
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Emzed
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You think your body everyself
Just because you used to be
Who do you think you are then now ?
No I dont suppose
try saying it really fast
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Sandi
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allison_2011
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Sandi
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People in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones.
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allison_2011
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Sandi
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allison_2011
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Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure...
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