I'm sure I read something a few weeks ago that the King of Saudi Arabia had signed a Royal Decree which will enable women to obtain a licence to drive from June 2018.
For the lifetime burp total,you'll just have to be patient...i'm OLD not DEAD,lol All plague locusts belong to the family Acrididae...bloody christmas card list must be a bugger every year..
Tomorrow (5th December 2017) is ... Wait for it ... International Ninja Day International Ninja Day
There are a thousand movies about Ninjas out there, and some of them are among the best pieces of cinema available in just about every genre. Start your celebration of International Ninja Day by compiling a much watch list and getting together with friends to watch them around a home cooked traditional Japanese or Chinese meal… Or at least order take-out.
To add to the madness of the Ninja history, dress up and take to the streets, but turn it on its head. As a Modern Ninja, appear unexpectedly to do great acts of charity for the common man.
To add to the burping........People Pass Gas About 14 Times Per Day. The average person produces about half a litre of farts every single day, and even though many women won't admit it, women do fart just as often as men
Jo, I think we all know who is 'The King of Paarrrping' ..and he ain't female 💨😉😕 and we all (male & female) would have to be really 'windy' to beat him!
Did You Know?..double white lines on a blind bend,at night and in the rain,on unlit country lanes,are to be completely ignored close to the village of Leonard Stanley,Gloucestershire.
Jinx, just reading Catkins answer to your post I'm thinking I misread it..... I thought you had meant that you were the one who was over the lines on the bend and you were taking the micky out yourself...... Hence my comment..... Wouldn't have put that if I'd thought you meant some other eediot.... Just wanted to make that clear x
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