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katydevills new workout regime is goin great!!

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tangoman60 @ 05/07/2008 16:04  


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tangoman60 @ 05/07/2008 16:08  

TM - nice knowing u mate. Any last requests?

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Deleted Member @ 05/07/2008 16:18  

Someone has waaaaaay too much time on their hands....

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TeeCee @ 05/07/2008 16:18  

Hey I've had a boob reduction ....COOL!

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Scary @ 05/07/2008 16:34  


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tangoman60 @ 05/07/2008 16:37  

Hells Angels?

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Deleted Member @ 05/07/2008 16:49  

can yu tell me where i can get a life??

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tangoman60 @ 05/07/2008 16:57  

Scary. You can crack my nuts anytime.

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M.S. @ 05/07/2008 17:03  

TM - Life insurance is what u require, u maniac!

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Deleted Member @ 05/07/2008 17:06  

T,M Looks like two of them are on real motorbikes.

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M.S. @ 05/07/2008 17:07  

crikey xk! who rattled your cage!! [to much male flesh on show!]

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tangoman60 @ 05/07/2008 17:07  

Brave talk, for a dead man.

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Deleted Member @ 05/07/2008 17:12  

presume yu mean the girls?

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tangoman60 @ 05/07/2008 17:15  

I remember, many years ago, I picked up with a young woman at a local night club. I had known this girl for a few years as she used to be a friend of an ex-girlfried. We had planned to meet up (In the early hours) to go for a ride on the bike but decided to jump in the back of my old Bedford CF van instead and chat. It wasn't long before we started to get 'Intimate' and after about 15 minutes with her lying back 'And thinking of England', I decided that she wasn't really putting anything into it. In the dark, I sat back, waved my hand across the front of me and told her that this was like sh***ing a 'Sack of potatoes'. Unfortunately, she sat up just as I waved my hand across the front of me and it connected with her cheek giving her a sharp slap across her face. I thought that this was going to cause some trouble but it was a total accident. To my surprise, she ordered me to slap her again, which I did and she went off like a woman possesed ordering me to slap her harder. The more I slapped her, the more she responded. After about half an hour of this I thought that I had better take it easy before I ended up breaking her jaw or being arrested for G.B.H. besides, the back of my hand was starting to smart. Jeez! did she have some energy, I just had to find the right buttons to press. Some time later, I tried this tactic with another girlfried to see if it worked with her. It stopped her in her 'Dead in her tracks' and she told me if I ever did that again, I could f**k off. It takes all sorts, don't it.

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M.S. @ 05/07/2008 18:12  

1/2 hour[+ the 15mins of lying back thinkin of England!] form a queue girls!!

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tangoman60 @ 06/07/2008 05:27  

Does anyone lie back and think of England anymore???

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Scary @ 06/07/2008 06:07  

most are thinkin durin the Saturday night 'treat'with there dear hubby's 'hurry up ff's!'

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tangoman60 @ 06/07/2008 07:10  

Thats just sad!!!

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Scary @ 06/07/2008 07:13  

T.M That was when I was young and over enthusiastic. It takes me hours now..

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M.S. @ 06/07/2008 12:02  

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