I remember, many years ago, I picked up with a young woman at a local night club. I had known this girl for a few years as she used to be a friend of an ex-girlfried. We had planned to meet up (In the early hours) to go for a ride on the bike but decided to jump in the back of my old Bedford CF van instead and chat. It wasn't long before we started to get 'Intimate' and after about 15 minutes with her lying back 'And thinking of England', I decided that she wasn't really putting anything into it. In the dark, I sat back, waved my hand across the front of me and told her that this was like sh***ing a 'Sack of potatoes'. Unfortunately, she sat up just as I waved my hand across the front of me and it connected with her cheek giving her a sharp slap across her face. I thought that this was going to cause some trouble but it was a total accident. To my surprise, she ordered me to slap her again, which I did and she went off like a woman possesed ordering me to slap her harder. The more I slapped her, the more she responded. After about half an hour of this I thought that I had better take it easy before I ended up breaking her jaw or being arrested for G.B.H. besides, the back of my hand was starting to smart. Jeez! did she have some energy, I just had to find the right buttons to press.
Some time later, I tried this tactic with another girlfried to see if it worked with her. It stopped her in her 'Dead in her tracks' and she told me if I ever did that again, I could f**k off.
It takes all sorts, don't it.