Beeej you have to get an old mod target t-shirt and fix it to your thang gal...its gonna get so many rounds shot at it you aint gonna sit down for a week....lol.
Oi Chav you just wear your pink lacoste i'll spot you a mile away and besides whats this who can bruise the fat brummies ass the most lol
(not sure they wud have a target big enuf!!!)
I am in training as we speak so watch out....beej...look left right behind and in front....mostly above....im everywhere your ass belongs to me...no point in saying game on its already over....lol.
'look left right behind and in front' isnt that part of the Green Cross Code ??? And as for you being above me well ..................
You in training for what 'chav of the year awards' ?
Work on toning them thighs and u may stand a chance lol
This Fat Ass Brummie isnt going down without a fight lol
in fact write your will to your family its over for ya.....beeej died in stoke 09....her ass was so pounded her heart failed...they also say that lots of bullets hit it to....
Hey are they your oakleys lol
How are you going to manage to shoot a gun when all u'll be interested in is making sure your designer labels look good lol
All talk and no trousers thats you Chav .................. if all else fails i'll just sit on ya, then ur ass will be mine :)
Woteva beej....i shall be in war gear...possibly riot gear to take your ass apart big style...by the way are you giving us south of stoke a lift up or what..lol.
Chav do they do camouflage pattern lacoste or Hennley shirts ??
What has my ass ever done to you lol
And after all that you want a lft ........................... you best bring the opal fruits then or else !!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll have you know Chav i lost my tail today and if owt else i'm in the AA lol or you can puch Mr Muscle !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sort out pick up point when i know who i'm taking ok chav
QUESTION: How can you tell when you've played far too much recreational paintball?
ANSWER: When you're hit with something tossed at you and your immediate response is to yell, "Bounce! No break!".