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Well its dead now it jumped into the oven and cooked itself, so i have eaten it........Yum Yum.

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Deleted Member @ 19/11/2009 18:38  

1 set of used disposal contact lense will swap for a pink straw

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/11/2009 21:19  

What about a bag of feathers and a beak.

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Deleted Member @ 19/11/2009 21:57  

mmmmm feathers yes but beak no ........... what about a bucket with a hole in it ?

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/11/2009 22:04  


How big is the hole, If i can get mi head through it might take it off yer hands.

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Deleted Member @ 19/11/2009 22:14  

i can get my arm in it if that helps

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Brummie Jackie @ 19/11/2009 22:47  

Oh no its friday.

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Deleted Member @ 20/11/2009 10:36  

1 2007 diary open to offers

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/11/2009 13:12  

Honey im home.

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Deleted Member @ 21/11/2009 01:38  

Weres my dinner ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 21/11/2009 01:46  

My sex is on fire.

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Deleted Member @ 21/11/2009 02:23  

God dam im too sexy for mi.

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Deleted Member @ 21/11/2009 02:31  

your very repeatative AD !!!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 21/11/2009 02:38  

Its cos i am mybee and i am him and its becoause that is all that i am and when it is it's cos i went to it and found out it wasen't the trueffo so it came home and then the gas fire ran out and mi dog bit mi on the leg and it's all i can do so i can say Beam Me Up Jesus and then it sruck mi i am no more.

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Deleted Member @ 21/11/2009 02:50  

Thick so and when i came down mi street itwas ace

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Deleted Member @ 21/11/2009 02:58  

Still here babe waiting for your reply, You know you want to go on be a devil we had a good time but was that in the past....Talk to me you know you want to.

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Deleted Member @ 21/11/2009 03:16  

Wow instant arsehole just add beer, anyway it was the Mexican's fault them cigs are great although im not 100% sure he was Mexican he didn't have a hat and i carn't remember seeing his horse.

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Deleted Member @ 24/11/2009 15:57  

I have a donkey but he's not for sale, do have an inflatable man called Mustaffa .................. anything considered

AD do u eat faggotts ???

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Brummie Jackie @ 24/11/2009 20:35  

Faggotts nar, just lsd at the moment.

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Deleted Member @ 25/11/2009 15:41  

lsd - large spicy doughnuts

y prey tell?

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Brummie Jackie @ 25/11/2009 22:38  

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