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Weekend on a canal barge - do you fancy it?

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Weekend on a canal barge - do you fancy it?

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Old Un remind me to slap you next time i see you !!!

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Brummie Jackie @ 06/10/2011 14:04  

Ok

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JP @ 06/10/2011 14:50  

Erm... self drive? What? You don't need a licence?!?! Pull the other one

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Matt @ 06/10/2011 15:09  

Boss Man you can pull it down the canal if you wish but it may be a tad heavy lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 06/10/2011 15:10  

with guidance .. left a bit .. right a bit .. or should that be port and starboard .. anyone know the difference looking from the back of the boat to the front:- left is port, right is starboard

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Timeout @ 06/10/2011 16:54  

Al you will need to show them which is the back

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JP @ 06/10/2011 17:51  

It will be the bit with the long bent pole , this is what you move from side to side to steer. The man will give training before peeps are let loose with their boats (not that anyone will take any notice)

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Timeout @ 06/10/2011 18:34  

Shame on you ladies...you will be saying lasses can't ride motorcycles next I've cruised hundreds of miles with an all girl crew and I know how to operate a narrow boat & work the locks....will leave clearing out the weed hatch for someone with long arms though Can't tell me left from right so never stood a chance with port & starboard lol

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Minnie the Minx @ 06/10/2011 19:15  

port and left both have 4 letters in. The other one is right.

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Matt @ 06/10/2011 19:20  

Don't know about weekend on a canal barge, think BM are gonna need a goddam ocean liner lol!

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Deleted Member @ 06/10/2011 19:32  

Lol @ Minnie.......... I can't ride a bike very well either

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Deleted Member @ 06/10/2011 20:38  

I can fly a broonstick

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bandit lover @ 06/10/2011 20:42  

boss mom you ride well, stop being a narna lol!

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Deleted Member @ 06/10/2011 23:05  

Canal boats are easy to steer Matt and don't go fast enough to cause any serious issues.


The only time they're difficult to steer is when it's so foggy that you can only see half way down the boat ... I know lol!

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geoffb2005 @ 07/10/2011 07:16  

And those that have difficulty remembering which side is port and which is starboard, just remember the word posh!


A bit of boring information; the word posh comes from when passenger ferries started taking people from the UK to India many moons ago and the rich were able to pay for a south facing cabin on the way out of the UK and a south facing cabin on the return trip.


Port Out Starboard Home!

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geoffb2005 @ 07/10/2011 07:21  

Tis a bit like controlling a supermarket trolley with bad wheels....a 70 foot long one

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Minnie the Minx @ 07/10/2011 07:26  


Geoff... going from the UK to India, if you paid for a SOUTH facing place that would be STARBOARD (right) in the direction of travel (East). So that doesn't make sense. Port = Left (when facing back to front)

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Matt @ 07/10/2011 08:59  

I'm OK at steering, it's the locks that cause me problems lol

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Deleted Member @ 07/10/2011 09:00  

It's the lock on my son's piggy bank that causes me problems, damn the boy!

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Deleted Member @ 07/10/2011 09:17  

Glad to see its causing you guys brain fodder lol

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Brummie Jackie @ 07/10/2011 09:24  

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