I was seeing this lass.
We clicked and both knew 'nookie' was on the cards very soon.
I rang her for the next date.
She said 'sorry, got to go home to dog-sit as parents away for the weekend'.
Disappointment soon disappeared when she invited me to stay over.
There I was biking down the m/way, when I realised I had forgotten to pack any condoms.
So I pull into the services, and use the machine in the mens.
Anyway, we have a brill night , and end up in bed.
At the right moment , I reach for the packet.
I open it. and out comes a small tube of toothpaste and a dinky toothbrush!
Worst sex you've had?