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Hey be glad your not flying as shoveling what remains of your dead ass of the ground into a bag when the plane drops out the sky, well it would be a little more inconvienient than a delay for a week.... Just look on it as a holiday extention... There's always the ferry lol??????
Bet some twat in government is trying to work out how to blame this on global warming or say the weathers improved due no emissions from planes lol, uk government meets it emissions target this year... Wait and see they'll spin some shit from it lol

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Deleted Member @ 19/04/2010 00:28  

Thanks Mad, not heard anything yet, maybe they will postpone the funeral x

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Karey @ 19/04/2010 08:06  

So, how green is the labour Party, well let me tell you this, then you decide! Being a very peeed off person when it comes to having to stop at countless traffic lights which turn red when you approach them in your 40 ton truck, i asked the question, this isnt enviromently friendly so why dont the council's change the programs on these lights, so i dont burn gallons more deisel by starting and stopping all the time? To which i was given this answer! Last year the Labour goverment advised all councils to make sure traffic lights went to red as they were approached by vehicle's, "this you'll love" (To increase fuel revenue for the goverment), so when the twats come round for your vote, ask then what there green policies are? Then hit them with this bit of info! Thanks from a very peeeed off 2wheely

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Retrowheely @ 19/04/2010 13:29  

The neighbour who a little while ago came round to my home and started effing and jeffing at my son cos he had his bike running and he was 'trying to f*****g chill out', (it has been off the road for a year and he'd just got battery and other bits for it) he was revving it a little, yes I know it's noisy but try getting a bike to run without switching it on. Anyway....this gobby neighbour was effing and jeffing again, this time at the old guy who lives next door to me, all I could hear amongst the effing was something about the old guy not cut back the bushes like he said he would. Jeez! leave the beer alone if it makes ya so nasty! it upset me and I wasn't even involved, the old guy made me laugh tho, he was sticking up for himself and seemed to have more guts than the gobby guy. Minutes after verbally abusing the old guy he went back in his box (house) and started playing music very loudly!! I hate folk like him, with their 'do as I say not as I do' mentality. Grr!!! plank! lol and breathe

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Sandi @ 22/05/2010 23:23  

middle lane drivers!

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yamahama @ 23/05/2010 17:50  

why do all the flies in cheshire deem it acceptable to come and commit suicide on MY visor!!!! sod off.. pick on somebody else!!!!there's plenty other bikers to aim at.. leave me alone!!!!

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nawe @ 24/05/2010 01:06  

ha ha Nawe,better off on your your visor than in your eye

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whiteairedfox @ 24/05/2010 05:45  

Folk who decide not to do any work cos its hot !!!! but expect others too

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Brummie Jackie @ 24/05/2010 11:49  

Folk who stand in front of flaming hot coals when it 28 degrees, always baffles me !!!!!!

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Eltel @ 24/05/2010 20:59  

Local petrol station, like so many others, has about 12 pumps, two in line and six across.
Big queue this morning, and the vehciles often move forward two at a time depending on how quickly they fill up.
There's about six waiting form each pair of pumps. the front pump is briefly vacant and some on a red Kwak ER5 wriggles past all the cars straight to the front!
Kind of behaviour that gives bikers a bad name

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Wills @ 06/06/2010 21:05  

sorry wills i do that but then i move the bike out of the way

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yamahama @ 06/06/2010 21:12  

when us women go into garages and mechanics think that we come from mars and can charge us a f fortune for a f fillter

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madhat @ 06/06/2010 23:41  

well said mad hat I am so sick of this treat you like you know nothing, I had a huge bill of a garage for stuff I knew was alright and when I questioned em on it they just stood there mumbling lol (very amusing in the end) fustrating though lol

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Deleted Member @ 06/06/2010 23:46  

ew, one of the lassies I know took her bike in and they had claimed that
it had needed (as well as a few other things) new brake pads as the
where apparently wearing unevenly. What he didn't know was that she
was more than capable and had actually replaced the brake pads and
done all the work herself. Needless to say she didn't let take it sitting down. It made me laugh because I could just picture her ripping strips
off him, shes from newcastle and does embody the argumentative stereotype :)

Fuzzy

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Deleted Member @ 07/06/2010 22:50  

lol its rediculious aint it but well done to her its about time they realised that girls can do it for them selves (most of the time lol)

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Deleted Member @ 07/06/2010 22:57  

Well, some garages came up for rent near me recently I've rented and got one. The problem becomes that I spent all day today cleaning the
bike. Two and a Half hours washing, cleaning and polishing so its nice
for the trip down south end of the week, and now its stuck under a
sodding tree the drips sap everywhere because I can't get into my
garage because someones parked right against the doors (if he was
even a little further out (like the lass that drives the mini does) it would
be fine, and he doesn't appear to live on the cul-de-sac in question
because i went round all the doors >_< Luckily I have a heavy cover
for the bike but its not really the point. I see a sign going up tomorrow.

Fuzzy

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Deleted Member @ 07/06/2010 22:58  

A warning clamping in operation usually works lol try this http://www.parrs.co.uk/product-PARRS-Wheel-Clamp-Signs-...s-E186.htm

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Deleted Member @ 07/06/2010 23:03  

that really makes me mad Fuzzy and you quite right it not the god dam point, gggrrrr and if u do put a sign up and they do it a again get some1 to tow it into the next street that freak them out lol they think they loosing ther marbles hahaha

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madhat @ 07/06/2010 23:07  

johnnytb: lol, thats pretty good and might just work ;)
madhat: I think word will get around i chapped the doors of all 18 flats ;)

The thing is its not rocket science to work out they are in use or soon will be, they have recently had new roofs and doors so they don't look exactly abandoned.

bah, well i'll get onto the property company ask them to sort out a proper official sign, it what they get paid for I guess.

Fuzzy


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Deleted Member @ 07/06/2010 23:14  

go with johnnytb thats a brill idea lol

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madhat @ 07/06/2010 23:18  

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