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Sandi
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Chasing bubbles with my 4 year old granddaughter, while she was saying get them nanny. I haven't seen her for 3 years and I haven't come down from cloud 9 yet. 😀

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Sandi @ 07/12/2018 16:27

Ragnar
In: London
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Having a fire extinguisher go off in the back of the van, making everything in the van wet

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Ragnar @ 07/12/2018 20:44

Double six
In: South Kirkby
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TV ad for sprout flavoured crisps. Proof positive walkers is now part of an american company.

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Double six @ 11/12/2018 22:43

jinx57
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Would an American actually recognise a sprout,one wonders..?
But then again they elected someone with less credibility than a potato...more than once..😆

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jinx57 @ 12/12/2018 10:12

Sandi
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WML at Jinx' comment 🤣

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Sandi @ 12/12/2018 14:34

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Watching Bruce Willis stick his tongue down the throat of Catherine Zeta Jones.
The jammy c**t........then thinking to myself, “I’d f***ing ruin that for normal men!” 😂

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Deleted Member @ 12/12/2018 21:40

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People who join a bike site then get butthurt when you wanna talk about bikes 🤯

Did we morph into Mumsnet?

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Deleted Member @ 16/12/2018 01:59

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Fark! Not sure if the world really is this farked or whether I’ve had too much Vodka.........

Nah, no typos. The world is definitely this farked!! 😂

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Deleted Member @ 16/12/2018 02:01

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Yup.....still farked!! 😡🤬💩

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Deleted Member @ 16/12/2018 05:38

jinx57
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Well,MY bit looks normal,pethaps you ought to switch to JD,Big C...??😅

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jinx57 @ 16/12/2018 07:20

jinx57
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Laugh out loud...? Not sure why i persist in sending nods or messages anymore,when so few ladies actually even bother to reply at all...if you're really not looking for somebody further than around the corner,just put it in your profile instead of endless "tell you laters"...have a good day..:)>

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jinx57 @ 16/12/2018 12:27

jinx57
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Just putting my head steadily below trench lip..let's see if any snipers bother biting..haha

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jinx57 @ 16/12/2018 12:37

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I like JD as it goes, prefer Rebel Yell though 😉
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Well,MY bit looks normal,pethaps you ought to switch to JD,Big C...??😅

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Deleted Member @ 16/12/2018 17:46

Lindsay
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Nowt wrong with a double JD, no ice, no coke 👍 well apart from at a rally ... swigging it straight from the bottle. Whaaat?? No point in wasting any by using a glass is there?!?! 😂

Never tried Rebel Yell ... Perhaps that could be my New Year's Resolution. Try it at least once. Yup that'll do at least that way I don't have to give anything up! Job jobbed. 👍😉

What made me laugh out loud today? Watching Ross Noble - Off Road. 😂😂

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Lindsay @ 16/12/2018 19:13

jinx57
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Laugh Out Loud...with relief...stupid woman in new Mini braked like fury to avoid running over a kamikaze pheasant on a long ,straight empty piece of two lane road.!!!.missed ploughing into her car by millimetres..my 3 1/2 ton bus would have flattened her....

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jinx57 @ 17/12/2018 10:17

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Yep, Rebel Yell is pretty nice 😊

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Nowt wrong with a double JD, no ice, no coke 👍 well apart from at a rally ... swigging it straight from the bottle. Whaaat?? No point in wasting any by using a glass is there?!?! 😂

Never tried Rebel Yell ... Perhaps that could be my New Year's Resolution. Try it at least once. Yup that'll do at least that way I don't have to give anything up! Job jobbed. 👍😉

What made me laugh out loud today? Watching Ross Noble - Off Road. 😂😂

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Deleted Member @ 18/12/2018 17:03

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Mind you, so was the Chilli Vodka my mate made. Haha, effing savage it was 😂

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Deleted Member @ 18/12/2018 17:04

molli
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Honey JD for me please.

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molli @ 18/12/2018 17:23

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Ok honey, I’ll get you a JD 😂

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Deleted Member @ 18/12/2018 17:54

Lindsay
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LMAO, such a smooth operator Corni 😂😉
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Ok honey, I’ll get you a JD 😂

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Lindsay @ 18/12/2018 22:05

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