While on another social media site, I accidentally caught the Google assistant button, up it popped, which irritated me so I said Oh bugger off. When I looked at the screen it had gone down as text but changed to oh f**k off. The assistant replied sorry you feel that way. 🤣 Oops
No shame in getting emotional about beloved pet jinx. I haven't had a pet for over a decade and I still miss my two. Kayleigh in 1990 and Ben in 2005. Sorry to hear about Nacho, but the life he had with you was better than the one he would have had if you hadn't taken him in.
I just read about a plank that shouted at the police "f*** the feds" from his car and they done a check and pulled him over for not having insurance. What a knob.
A totally schizoid squirrel...zigzagged across the lane about 10 times in front of the bus,before picking a suitable escape route...must be totally nuts..:)
On my way into work this morning, I moved over to let a DT125 through the line of traffic.
I howled with laughter as he passed.. no 'L' plate on the bike (naughty) but it was on the back of his helmet!! Stuck on with what looked like an entire roll of gaffer tape. 😂😂😂
My powers of recovery....got home last night,aching in every sinew after riding back from Dent camping weekend,soaked in the bath for half an hour,sipping JD and listening to bubbles breaking the surface,up at the crack of 10 today,as grey and hairy as i ever was...:)>
Ordered a sound-deadening thingy to cut out the wind noise on my helmet cam that arrived in the post today - it came with a little sticker that said "I love Muff"....😂😂😂
Watching my 81 year old dad run around Aldi like a little schoolboy in a toy shop pointing at things and telling me what was good. I'd never been in Aldi and he only just started doing his own shopping.