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What did you say after your last visit to the taxidermist?
It's best raw.
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davidneale
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Riggy66
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You told me your losing your memory.
When there's a R in the month.
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Ragnar
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How often do you go to the funny farm?
Yes that's the way i do it.
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davidneale
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What made you change your change your name to Punch?
When I was a lad.
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Ragnar
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When was the first time you dated a 75 year old lady?
It only takes the two, you know
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davidneale
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How many bottles of whisky does it take to get you tipsy?
I appologised for being late.
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Ragnar
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What did you say to the undertaker?
That's what the romans did for us.
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davidneale
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Who fitted the bath in you family house?
3.5 gallons.
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Ragnar
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How much does your bladder hold?
A sniff of the barmaids apron.
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davidneale
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Whats the best sex you've ever had?
give me five!
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Riggy66
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What did you say when the pharmacists asked how many enemas you'll need?
You never told me it was so tasty!
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davidneale
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I have my boots on all day, what do you think of my toe?
I can't understand it!
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Ragnar
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What did the wife say when you told her the offside rule?
It just went bang.
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davidneale
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So what happened when that blond came on to you?
I walked into a door.
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Riggy66
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What did it take to snap THAT off!
It does tend to get a bit moist.
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davidneale
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Why do you keep your holiday money in a plastic bag?
what is the best way forward?
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Ragnar
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What way do you want to go?
And it happened again.
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davidneale
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You keep celebrating your 21st birthday every year, what happened this year?
chicken strips.
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Ragnar
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What's that brown mark in your pants?
It only comes once a year.
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