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hmm he def gonna need river, i looking at treacle, jam or honey to cover him in before we drag him round the field. oops did i say that out loud

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caz36 @ 08/07/2009 13:45  

Our ad is in BSH folks!

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Deleted Member @ 08/07/2009 18:24  


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caz36 @ 08/07/2009 18:26  

Nice one! Come on people get your tickets!

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Karey @ 08/07/2009 19:07  

Got mine ... well ours

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Deleted User @ 08/07/2009 20:11  

If I was organising this event and it was my first (organiser virgin alert ) and I was trying to encourage lots of people coming along I would offer amnesty to anyone who'd booked a ticket and could encourage another member to come along (2 x booking fee, simples!)

Anyway it just so happens i've just bought my ticket and i'm in the process of pursuading a fellow member to come along too!


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RustyKnight @ 08/07/2009 21:39  

Forgot to mention the person persuaded would obviously be paying/ booking later therefore making them a bigger virgin by default!

And where's your comradeship mr.cassie, shouldn't you be looking out for your fellow 'local' bikers!!

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RustyKnight @ 08/07/2009 21:42  

I've seen that river folks. Please, please don't throw anyone in it lol!! Not unless they fancy white water rafting!

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geoffb2005 @ 08/07/2009 21:53  

I haven't actually seen it either Geoff.. but it does exist lol Theres a banking before it tho.. so its a case of pushing them up and rolling them down the other side.. not an easy task.... lol

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Karey @ 08/07/2009 21:57  

lol! When I saw it Kaz, it was flowing like something out of a disaster movie!

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geoffb2005 @ 08/07/2009 22:26  

oooerrr... think me.. alcohol....water... nah,... best keep well away !! lol

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Karey @ 08/07/2009 22:29  

You'll have to get them over the new stock fence first .
Or the gate Kaz

Just been down there tonight and Dave has put up a new stock fence immediately in front of banking .

Everything starting to take shape now , get your tickets now peeps

http://www.bikermatch.co.uk/sites/bm/events/event_detai...ent_id=459

Tickets are available now,£12 pre book £15 on gate.as numbers are limited we would advise booking as soon as,same for booking car spaces.Just pm anyone listed in events and we'll sort you out!!

To make things as straightforward as possible and eliminate any charges we have decided that Biker Match members only,can pay direct into our bank account(details to follow)either online,telephone banking or in branch at any hsbc.

Acc name The Friendly Bikers
sort code 40-38-23
Acc No 31460307
Reference your Biker Match user name.

again if you pm any of us and let us know you have made this payment we shall reserve your ticket(s) and confirm payment received.Please DO NOT forget to reference your payment,this is the only way we can confirm payments have been made.


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fastjock @ 08/07/2009 22:50  

Always support my fellow bikers RK but you can't change tradition....it wouldna be traditional by the way,i'm the one on the left

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Deleted Member @ 09/07/2009 00:04  

RK - my personal experience of Rally defloration is over 30 years old but there are some things that still apply 1) it's a lot less extreme than it used to be, I can't recall the last time I saw anyone shaved and glued 2) The more you try and wriggle out of it the worse it gets 3) Try not to scream too loudly, it only encourages them Enjoy

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prof @ 09/07/2009 07:12  

Thanks for that prof, i'll bear it i mind lol And cassie, I know it's you on the left but I don't know the name of your other half so was referring to him as Mr. Cassie, Geoff sent me a pm and corrected me too lol

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RustyKnight @ 09/07/2009 08:34  

"shaved and glued" I remember the days lol! I also remember the matter known at the time as "retaliation"! At one rally one RV decided to retaliate by throwing back the baked beans and beer that had just been poured over his head and he really, really wished he hadn't!! The first I knew about it were the shouts of "retaliation, retaliation"! Within seconds the mob had descended on him, he was stripped (and we are talking naked), tied to a chair and carried out into the middle of an adjacent field whereupon people decided to "dress" him using a mixture of white emulsion, silly string, lipstick and false teeth on his genitals. Then they left him there. For all I know he's still there! I kid you not!

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geoffb2005 @ 09/07/2009 11:52  

Will you lot pack up! Was looking forward to my first rally until now

I see you're hair didn't grow back after the shavin Geoff, is the beard glued on??

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RustyKnight @ 09/07/2009 12:01  

No RK, it's worse than that. It's not a beard at all. They turned my head upside down and surgeons can't put it right!!

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geoffb2005 @ 09/07/2009 12:51  

Thought there was summat wrong with you Geoff lol

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RustyKnight @ 09/07/2009 13:05  

RK - You have only seen his picture mate The Leeds Albion Dambusters rally used to be really popular for this sort of game, there was a duckpond in front of the farmhouse that in summer was usually covered in several inches of smelly green slime and overhanging trees for swinging people upside down from. The farmer was most obliging as he would put aside a tray of duck eggs a couple of months before the rally. The stench was indescribable and it lingered for ever.

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prof @ 10/07/2009 05:46  

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