RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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Dragon, what can I say now that we've got birds who drive heavy machinery with skulls and daggers on their forearms and tattooed, pierced geezas like TC wearing stillettos!!! I thought I'd joined a community of normal people . Maybe this site should be called Biker Switch!! I haven't got my list of potential blokey tattoo designs to hand but if you send me a pic of the design before you get it done I'd be happy to give you my opinon of it based on the 'straight' formula lol.
Back to subject..I LURVE tattoos so long as they are nicely done...I was never allowed to have a tattoo done..I really really want some extra fine work done on a special oriental dragon that I want over my buttock, hip and upper thigh..but cant find anyone suitable...any offers of this work being done? Any good fine designs...want it in black red and gold..
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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Thanks Bandit, i've ordered a pair and booked a transvanced course to learn how to ride in them. Be very careful bikerchick talking about buttocks on a site like this, you never know what'll come out of the woodwork lol
LMAO ... he only knows RK as I am only a size 5 shoe lol
But riding in heels is easy ... just Mr P wont let me as my legs look better than his when doing this
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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Tell you what shell, maybe there needs to be a 'coming out' thread posted up for Best Waxed Legs in heels for men competition. Dragon could start a shiniest JCB with tattooed woman thread and i'll get some practice in when my new heels come and start a local Transvanced course for beginners. I could start induction training in a pair of 2" cubans then progress to 6" with waxed legs and neglige for the test, obviously whilst carrying out risky manouvres in the wet to maintain the 'macho' image of bikers lol I'd probably make some decent money selling spectator tickets for the latter, we could be onto something here!!!!!
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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Err no thanks Kwak, not quite my thing I don't know anyone from this site so turning up in a dress and heels for my first 'intro' could be a bit of a worry!
hey rk i aint wore a dress since my weddin ova 20 yrs ago so if i can u can lol...
just like to say huge aw n thanx for peep's nice comments, think ya bin on the pop but nice of ya to say so lol
ian me sing!!! get banged up for cruelty to animals, all the dogs wud howl in pain, but thouoght of u with ya legs waxed n on show......id pay to see that!!
shell work ur magic on him lol
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
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Sorry Kwak, you've booked, you'll need to ring the call centre in Bangladesh to cancel, here's the number but they only speak the local language so good luck! 01111111999.
I'll be sending your invoice and booking out in the morning