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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

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Well they are ace, open doors in yer mind so you can go through.

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Deleted Member @ 25/11/2009 22:59  

are they sugar coated?

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Brummie Jackie @ 25/11/2009 23:04  

Oh yes babe they are full of sugar.

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Deleted Member @ 25/11/2009 23:16  

Do u have all ur own teeth then?

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Brummie Jackie @ 25/11/2009 23:17  

No the fronts are missing.

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Deleted Member @ 25/11/2009 23:23  

Did u look behind the couch?

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Brummie Jackie @ 25/11/2009 23:25  

No it was a vicious tooth fairy.

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Deleted Member @ 25/11/2009 23:29  

Was he called Sid?

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Brummie Jackie @ 26/11/2009 12:34  

Yes yes he was and he had a kick like a donkey, That had his tail pulled, and had been given a kick up the what not, and then his tail pulled again.

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Deleted Member @ 26/11/2009 15:48  

Ah right wasnt th eone i was thinking about sorry

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Brummie Jackie @ 26/11/2009 16:06  

Well its beer time...... glug glug glug.

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Deleted Member @ 27/11/2009 16:06  

I love beer it is ace and you know its ace.

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Deleted Member @ 28/11/2009 01:33  

Some say i have a lawn mower that won't start and if i had a sofa i could sit down.

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Deleted Member @ 28/11/2009 02:47  

i have a chair with only 3 legs

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Brummie Jackie @ 29/11/2009 20:16  

I have a centipede will 4 legs, all on the same side so all he does is go round in a circle, pretty much useless really untill he got run over by mouse on a wind up car and now he is in heaven with baby jesus.

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Deleted Member @ 03/12/2009 15:15  

The left leg of a haggis is shorter than teh right on account of it only wandering round the bottom of hills anti clock wise

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Brummie Jackie @ 03/12/2009 15:55  

I tmust have a sad life then get it in the pot im starving yum yum

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Deleted Member @ 05/12/2009 01:57  

Why i hate xmas have you got an hour.

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Deleted Member @ 05/12/2009 02:25  

Some say i have a clockwork mouse and if i had a cat it would chase it.

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Deleted Member @ 05/12/2009 02:29  

Some say smoking is ace and i agree cos it is

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Deleted Member @ 05/12/2009 02:44  

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