Now now girls, perhaps its time we stopped this sillyness.
let get things right....
we should not use the word Fart. this shows "numpty-ness"
lets use "Thackery-Speak" it's flatulence
LMAO lots
the mind boggles at botty burps etc whilst in the bath with a lighter as my daughter would say, the house would implode....... hense no lighters in this house
There are three main causes of excessive flatulence:
* swallowing more air than usual, * eating food that is difficult to digest, and * having an underlying health condition that affects your digestive system.
Do Flys get headache went they fly into windows cos this daft sod thats flying round my house keeps banging his bonse on mi window. Oh dont matter now the dog's eaten it.