To become a member of the Hobbit eating team is is very long process if you are at the squiers sunday lunch you can make your application there. so make sure you have a full plate and you eat all of it
jp - I'm back in training, have just eaten a Madras hot chicken jalfrezi & then had to finish off my daughter's chicken tikka & the roast duck with citrus salad that my son wouldn't eat cos it had healthy green stuff in it !!! Looking forward to getting to the Squires someday to prove that I can eat firsts, seconds, thirds etc
Now, now, Rockchicky - don't get so defensive.
Blame it all on that boyfriend of yours - he tells me everything...even wot colour knickers yr wearing...(or not)
What are you practicing for Bill .. ? . Surely it can't be to be as cheeky and naughty as XK .. what a sight .. both of you being chased round a field by rockchicky waving her knickers round her head like a lasso .. lol
Ooooooh.. if you are taking orders can I order a William Tell outfit.. An Apple and a Crossbow.. pleeeeeeeeease
will wait for Christmas to order the musclebound leather clad long haired rockchickie worshipping vampire biker..
Ahhhhh Nitro hunny... I have my luvvvverly Bikerdude.. but Vampire he is not.. that wee little fantasy is just that.. fantasy lol... been watching too many True Blood episodes.. it's a very very Very unhealthy obsession!! Think I need councilling But bless him.. he's very understanding.. even offered to get false teeth
and you so know that last bit is a joke! Although Paul.. if you're reading....