Cornholio, That remind me of a old work mate, who while on the phone was searching his house and in the end had to tell the caller that he had to go because he couldn't find his phone and that's when his brain went clunk.
A friend of mine did the same. She said she can't find her phone, so I told her she's using it. Another time, the same friend said she can't find her socks, so I told her she's wearing them. She's a funny mare, proper makes me laugh. She came out with another blinder the other day, but I'm too tired to remember what she said. I'll ask her when I speak to her later.
Quote: Cornholio, That remind me of a old work mate, who while on the phone was searching his house and in the end had to tell the caller that he had to go because he couldn't find his phone and that's when his brain went clunk.
In today's downpours,how people in giant 4x4's will swerve into the path of an oncoming artic,rather than splash through a 2" deep puddle in their mighty beasts...total eejits...:)>
Where as jinx, in my truck, I swerve to go through any large puddle at speed. Although I do behave responsibly, sometimes, and don't do it when pedestrians could be drenched. I just wish I could find more puddles near thieving scooter gang trash, drowning a few of them would afford me immense pleasure.
A bit of 'off the cuff' office banter this week, involving third nipples and second belly buttons! Then the cold realisation that our volume level was up around '9'. 😂😱😯
Telling the near comatose phone cold-caller to at least have the common courtesy of sounding remotely interested in what he was doing,even if it was hot in Mumbai....never did find out what he was trying to sell..:)>
Getting an insurance quote for multiple bikes. Buying separate policies is 10 times cheaper that a combined policy with Carol Nash. Talk about ripoff Britain, I nearly laughed myself to a coronary.
Admiring the driving and people skills of the young lady who pulled half into the road from a farm entrance on a blind 90°bend in front of me...as i picked my way around her,she gave me the middle finger,pity i know where she lives,who she is,and her registraion...i work less than a 1/4 mile from her parent's farm..i'm sure Mummy and Daddy will be impressed...although around Tetbury they're arrogant enough to think that's normal behaviour...hope it's a skip wagon next time...lol
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