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Got to settle down now and find me a good woman.................IVE LOST MY TV REMOTE

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stutts @ 02/08/2014 16:17  

Check down the side of the sofa

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rowanblossom @ 02/08/2014 18:50  

It wouldn't be the remote for the hot tub tv?
It's good to hear that a self made millionaire like yourself wants to settle down with someone to see out your Twilight years. I mean the moon is fading fast in your case mate.
So to any ladies out there looking for a true gentleman look no further than Sir Nick (that's what he likes to be called).
I can vouch that he is a upstanding gentleman, maybe due to his age he may not be upstanding for to long at any one time.

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Ragnar @ 02/08/2014 19:42  



IMHO , trying to replace the telly buttons with a woman is a complete waste of time. They can't channel hop fast enough and are easily distracted by the adverts for girly stuff.

I'm afraid you're going to have to bite the bullet and buy a universal one. Far cheaper than a wench and a whole. Lot less lippy.

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dustin666 @ 02/08/2014 21:47  

Dusty do you wear the lipstick then,??

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Jackyan @ 03/08/2014 09:11  



Lippy, as in cheeky, gobby, talking back etc with none logical comments. Pretty much as demonstrated in your post . Lipstick?? .

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dustin666 @ 03/08/2014 12:34  



Oops , forgot. Lol ??


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dustin666 @ 03/08/2014 12:43  

Yes but you love it when we answer back !! Xx

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Jackyan @ 03/08/2014 17:03  



lots of points there ragnar,ive looked down side of sofa Rowandblossom,I will get my cleaner to check, if I settle down I could get rid of cleaner and gardener,and my grocery shopper .i will sleep on it

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stutts @ 03/08/2014 21:03  



Absolutely Jackyan. I can't abide wimpy women. I much prefer an Amazon to a doormat.lol


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dustin666 @ 03/08/2014 21:22  

So stutts, what type of woman are you looking to find to settle down with?
Tea on the table when you get in from work? Paper and slippers by the fire? Lol

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allison_2011 @ 03/08/2014 23:18  

Hang on have I missed a trick?

Tbh I have never looked down the side of the sofa for a woman, but I guess it's worth a punt!

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Deleted Member @ 04/08/2014 00:21  



got to settle down hahahahaha only time I be doing that is at bed time

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Deleted Member @ 05/08/2014 10:25  


PANIC OVER,,,,cleaner found remote in wash basket in bathroom ,must have got mixed up with bathroom tv remote,happy days

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stutts @ 05/08/2014 18:54  

And we was all looking forward to another BM wedding

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Ragnar @ 05/08/2014 19:38  



have you decided on a date yet then

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stutts @ 05/08/2014 20:07  

Well if that's the proposal you're giving me I'll have to say no.
I like someone to wine and dine me and oh yeah female

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Ragnar @ 05/08/2014 20:18  

Wine n dine!!!! Cor you sets your sights high Rags. Think I need to up my standards from a pulse and own teeth:-)

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rowanblossom @ 05/08/2014 21:06  



Ragnar I heard xj wines and dines and hes a cross dresser

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stutts @ 05/08/2014 22:20  

For you Jo I'd lower my standards of wine and dine to a Big Mac meal deal but you must go large to really catch my heart.
I've see XJ in a dress and his legs don't go with a miniskirt.

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Ragnar @ 05/08/2014 23:02  

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