It wouldn't be the remote for the hot tub tv? It's good to hear that a self made millionaire like yourself wants to settle down with someone to see out your Twilight years. I mean the moon is fading fast in your case mate. So to any ladies out there looking for a true gentleman look no further than Sir Nick (that's what he likes to be called). I can vouch that he is a upstanding gentleman, maybe due to his age he may not be upstanding for to long at any one time.
IMHO , trying to replace the telly buttons with a woman is a complete waste of time. They can't channel hop fast enough and are easily distracted by the adverts for girly stuff.
I'm afraid you're going to have to bite the bullet and buy a universal one. Far cheaper than a wench and a whole. Lot less lippy.
lots of points there ragnar,ive looked down side of sofa Rowandblossom,I will get my cleaner to check, if I settle down I could get rid of cleaner and gardener,and my grocery shopper .i will sleep on it
So stutts, what type of woman are you looking to find to settle down with? Tea on the table when you get in from work? Paper and slippers by the fire? Lol
For you Jo I'd lower my standards of wine and dine to a Big Mac meal deal but you must go large to really catch my heart. I've see XJ in a dress and his legs don't go with a miniskirt.