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Karey
In: Barnsley
Posts: 6971
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If all men were like mobile phones, you could .... choose the package that appeals to you most pick the size and features you really want cancel them immediately when someone steals them from you upgrade to a newer model after 12/18 months accessorize and they wouldn't complain set them to vibrate at all times! put them on silent mode when they do your fooking head in !

Karey @ 09/12/2008 10:12

Deleted Member
In: NA
Posts: 0
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best feature is switching them off!!!

Deleted Member @ 09/12/2008 10:16

Matt
In: Veldhoven
Posts: 8054
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haha u gotta be joking. You really think it's the men than need the off-switch?

Matt @ 09/12/2008 10:48

Deleted Member
In: NA
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oooooo matron!!!

Deleted Member @ 09/12/2008 12:18

geoffb2005
In: Leeds
Posts: 2593
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Ahh yes, but if women were like mobile phones ... It would mean that each morning in order to turn her on, all you'd have to do is reach over and press a button! Not that I'd do that of course, I think far too much of ladies to do that ... especially my lovely lady ...... hun? ...... hun?

geoffb2005 @ 09/12/2008 13:08

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242
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Geoff... Women are not like mobile phones.... They're like light switches... They switch on.. They switch off..

SP @ 09/12/2008 14:14

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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You might regret saying that sp. The next time you switch me, the switch can go off just as easily .

pony123 @ 09/12/2008 18:03

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242
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Sorry Pony,, Looks like more flowers for you then????

SP @ 09/12/2008 18:05

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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Are you trying to switch me on again. oh ok .........flowers and chocolates, you know diamonds and pearls are a girls best friend also

pony123 @ 09/12/2008 18:07

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242
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Diamonds as in rings

SP @ 09/12/2008 18:10

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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No i fancy pearls !!

pony123 @ 09/12/2008 18:11

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242
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White or Black ??

SP @ 09/12/2008 18:12

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
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White n black bollox Pony, me dear that'll soon remind him you can't buy love, but you sure as hell can feel it;o)

Triumph_Sy @ 09/12/2008 21:32

SP
In: Weston Super Mar
Posts: 242
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Don't give her any ideas Arf.. Pleeeeeeeese

SP @ 09/12/2008 22:17

Triumph_Sy
In: Newtown
Posts: 904
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HEHE!....Sure Pony has plenty of her own ideas SP, without me reminding her of any more

Triumph_Sy @ 09/12/2008 22:26

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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Oh yes arfurB , i will never run out of idea's. Thanks for looking out for me.

pony123 @ 10/12/2008 18:39

pony123
In: Weston super Mar
Posts: 95
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Oh yes arfurB , i will never run out of idea's. Thanks for looking out for me.

pony123 @ 10/12/2008 18:39

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