If all men were like mobile phones, you could ....
choose the package that appeals to you most
pick the size and features you really want
cancel them immediately when someone steals them from you
upgrade to a newer model after 12/18 months
accessorize and they wouldn't complain
set them to vibrate at all times!
put them on silent mode when they do your fooking head in !
Ahh yes, but if women were like mobile phones ...
It would mean that each morning in order to turn her on, all you'd have to do is reach over and press a button!
Not that I'd do that of course, I think far too much of ladies to do that ... especially my lovely lady ...... hun? ...... hun?