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storm @ 26/05/2007 16:37  

psml!!

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whoops @ 26/05/2007 19:35  

Love 'em.

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dazpants @ 26/05/2007 22:41  

excellent storm mate lol

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RC @ 27/05/2007 05:21  

"we" are all on top form today

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Kate5930 @ 27/05/2007 05:55  

love em storm! spesh the baby one cus he gets confused when held by ladies in low cut tops too!!!

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witchiest @ 27/05/2007 06:31  

lol witchey just so glad i didnt have a hold of sam then !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blushing wud not have explained that one !!!!!!!!

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storm @ 27/05/2007 08:25  

They're wicked Storm! I read a t-shirt once that said..... You can tell happy cyclists by the flies on there teeth!!!!

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hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 11:58  

lol hilda ive got a cool pic ( well its gross actually) of a biker whos teeth are splattered wiv flies will find the link for it an post it up !!!!! think they wud know better than to ride wiv their gobs open lol

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storm @ 27/05/2007 12:33  

Nice one!!! may be cuz hes male! lol!

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hilda123 @ 27/05/2007 12:52  

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