a woman was looking for an engagement ring she bent down and pionted at one she liked
as bent down she farted by mistake
jooler said i'm sorry madam but if your going to fart when you look at the ring
then your going to SH1T your self when i tell you how much it is
lol
ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving Cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah . If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other As Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
SYMPTOMS OF THE BIRD FLU...The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:1. High fever2. Congestion3. Nausea4. Fatigue5. Aching in the joints6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield!!!
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time
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