ann summers has come up with an easy guide to complete sexual joy.
it explores the clitoris and the G spot and evenshows the male where they are.
"TWATNAV" will be in their shops and catalouge for xmas
RustyKnight In: Newton Aycliffe
Posts: 2462
Karma:
A man goes into the doctors and says "when I tap the end of my nose it's really painful and when i tap the centre of my chest it really hurts, when i tap my knee caps it's unbearable, whats wrong with me?"
an irishman cleaning his rifle shot and killed his wife then dialled 999
paddy: its my wife i accedently shot n killed her.
operator: please calm down
can u first make sure she is dead ?
CLICK ! BANG!
paddy: ok done what next ??
bluesbiker In: Birmingham in th
Posts: 2510
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Two rabbits talkin. First rabbit.... "I feel really bad today. got really bad guts."
second rabbit....."must be something you ate"
First rabbit......."I've only had a ham toasty and a cheese toasty."
second rabbit...."You've got mixinmetoastys"
3 Irishmen in a bar. Paddy says ' My locals better than this, you buy 2 drinks and the 3rds free'. Mick says 'Well in my local you buy 1 drink you get the 2nd free'. Murphy says ' Thats nothing, in my local you buy the 1st drink then the 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th are free. Then you get taken out the back and have sex'. 'WOW' says the other 2 ' did that happen to you?'. 'No' says Murphy ' but it did to my sister and my mum'.
a bloke notices a rather tasty looking youg lady giving him the eye in the supermarket
he asks : do i know you ?
she says : aren,t you the father of one of my kids ?
he thinks back to the only time he has been unfaithful to his wife !
he says: were u the hooker i had over the pool table at my stag do while ur mate spanked me with a wet piece of celery while shoving that massive cucumber up my a***?
she says :no i,m your daughters teacher !!!!!
A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th
anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them
and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the
world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her
hand for a world cruise. Next, the fairy asked the husband what he
wanted. He said "I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me." So the
the fairy picked up her wand and poof - the husband was 90.
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