After a certain conflict a few years ago marine received mandatory counselling, the Shrink started by asking him "You are walking down the high street and you see an Argentine battle ship steaming towards you....WHAT are you gonna do"???...
The young Marine without thought says"I'll sink it with my submarine"!......
The Shrink looks a little confused and asks"Well...where did you get a that submarine from"?????
He says" Same fecking place you got your battle ship from"!..
lets see .. qualified in 76 OND Construction , 77 in Air Traffic Control (RAF). in 84 as an international investment strategist and in 92 as a commercial diver,(FT William) 96 as R.O.V Pilot,(Aberdeen) in 99 CITY AND GUILDS in all things computers, in 2004 ccna network engineer. now unemployed .......? figure that one out !
I'm beginning to think i really dont do needles either... Long lines, arterial lines, cvc lines.... PETRIFIED of them pmsl
Apparently all i need to overcome my fear is alcohol and lots of it on friday....i'm listening to my boss and definitely going to follow those orders lol
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