Every now and then from time to time we all post on here with various problems with our sacred machines, whether its engine issues, luggage, security, so I thought if we let everyone know what we do for a living, without trying to advertise our businesses - no company names please , maybe we can help each other and members know exactly who to message or ask
Lets keep this going ONLY SENSIBLE ANSWERS PLEASE OR I WILL GET EM REMOVED !!
I'm a snail farmer.
I breed snails to sell to posh restuarants. Anyway, I can supply snails at cost. If you put them in a hot water bottle and hang it on your exhaust they'll be cooked by the time you get to a rally. You can impress all your friends with ready cooked snails and have a hot water bottle for your sleeping bag.
Apply for quotes.
Been a mechanic for 30 years.
Bike wise, I specialise in Harley's.
My pics will give some idea of what I can get a Harley engine to do.
Car wise, I specialise in diesel vehicles.
ianhg1971 - You wouldn't believe how many suburban, BMW drivers wanna look cool in front of their fake friends eating snails.
el ninja - Depends what bike you ride. Oh, I fogot to mention. You need to wrap the hot water bottle in 3 layers of tin foil so the rubber doesn't melt. Use 4 layers and they don't cook right and you're in for a world of hurt. I used Asda's own brand (tin foil not snails) so can't vouch for any of the others.
back on track, serious now . As I said , anyone wanting advice re: their teeth, pain, extractions, phobias,private,v nhs treatment, i'm ur woman. How's that Ian?. Sorry if I came across as not serious