He is about so tall ... **stands on tiptoes, arms up in the air ** He is about this wide ... **arms outstretched** He looks good for his age ... **winks** You'll know him, when you see him **nods knowingly**
Blimey it looks like the Dave Market has had a recent upward surge ...latest prices are;
3 strawberry bonbons, 2 jelly babies and a sherbet dip!
I think it highly unlikely that one individual will be able to raise that sort of collateral alone. Perhaps we should get together and pool resources? Afterall. Dave is a really sought after commodity, we wouldnt want to miss out on the opportunity of having one in our lives would we?
Let me know if the above suggestion appeals n you are interested in this opportunity of a lifetime. There must be a BM member who can draw up the necessary legal documents, in exchange for a small share of a DAVE.
The headlining news of the day is that after hearing that humungous amounts of jellybabies were consumed at the south coast yesterday, the stock market has crashed, as millions of peeps (ahem, just one actually - aka XJ) rushed frantically around the sweetie shops in order to meet the ransom demand, but sadly failed!
Therefore, the Dave market is facing a recession unless a backer can be found!
To avert this impending disaster, Please forward all your piggy bank pennies to:
I managed to find 6 pennies (covered in fluff) in my car this morning, we are on the road to recovery ... Can i pay this large sum into the disaster fund in a lump sum or do i need to split it into smaller amounts?
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