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How much does a Dave cost?

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How much does a Dave cost?

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After a Davenew or usedgood bodyworkoffers

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:21  

I'll ask him when I find him....anyone seen Dave?!!

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Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:23  



Is he a ninja?

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:23  

What's the budget? Have ya tried fleaby?

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rowanblossom @ 20/05/2014 21:25  

No he's a vegan....

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Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:25  


If you unscrew his belly button will his bum fall off?

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:26  

No but if he lifts his arms above his head he falls through his arsehole.....

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Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:28  



Can you get Dave accessories?

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:41  

Yes but only from the top end posh shops such as Lidl n Aldi

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Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:44  



Damn cant use me nectar points then ....

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Brummie Jackie @ 20/05/2014 21:45  

Sure Dave can sort summat out for ya on that one ;)

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Littlefecker @ 20/05/2014 21:47  

Does Dave know Alan?

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Brummie Jackie @ 21/05/2014 12:07  

Everyone knows Alan!!

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Littlefecker @ 21/05/2014 12:52  

You talkin about Big Alan or Little Alan?

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Lindsay @ 22/05/2014 20:31  

Shoosh no one talks about little Alan

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teenybash @ 24/05/2014 18:20  

Except Big Al

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Cloud_God @ 26/05/2014 20:13  



all this dave thingy is is all ok...but who the f@*k is alice

haha hehe

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Deleted Member @ 27/05/2014 19:58  

Shoosh she's Big al's bird

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Cloud_God @ 27/05/2014 23:02  



And if Dave finds out.......Then I bet Sam will get involved!

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Deleted Member @ 02/06/2014 09:07  



so what happened to lassie??????????

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Deleted Member @ 02/06/2014 21:38  

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