i was nearly a lady when i went to the garden party at the palace.............................but then me feet were hurting and then me hat was getting on me nerves so i took them off, yep hat and shoes, it was hot, so i walked round the garden in me posh frock and swinging me shoes and hat in me hands. oh well, i tried for a while
Bet you looked a picture...... You and Liz walking around swing shoes and hats and talking about blokes.
"I really don't know what to do about Philip Di, he is such an idiot at times."
"Oh thats OK Liz, most blokes are. I must admit I never expected him to 'ping' my bra though."
Maybe so.... but not with their rifles eh? I've heard about going for drinks at the palace. If you can't neck a pint of gin in one..... you are for the high jump. (Apparently the Queen started this past time in her teens. She can do ten one after the other these days, helps to keep the smile on her face at these do's.)
Probably said to the butler. (Jeezus who invited bloody Di? Keep her away from the booze, you know what she's like when she's on one. Couldn't get her in the taxi last time we went on the town together. Shouting at the Horse guards and waving her knickers out of the window.... Scared me best bloody horses she did.........)
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