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Rug rats are getting wise to me.

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rubecula
In: Holyhead
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There is this one little lad who comes round every Halloween. I always give him and his friends some sweets. But every time he says trick or treat, I say "Trick please" He just doesn't know what to do so he usually sings a christmas carol.... yeah nasty aint I? Anyway he always gets his sweets. Last night he got wise...... when I said Trick............ he whipped out a water blaster and shot me right in the face. Git!!!!! He still got his sweets.

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 07:02

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Serves you bloody right!

Moxey77 @ 01/11/2006 07:22

Blackwingbandit120
In: Rotherham
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Just think yourself lucky it was only water

Blackwingbandit120 @ 01/11/2006 07:50

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Thought that myself. Eeeeeeewwwwwww

Moxey77 @ 01/11/2006 08:13

RC
In: Derbyshire
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hahahah im saying nowt rube (is still laughin)

RC @ 01/11/2006 10:06

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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I was gonna say Dettol, not what you thought RC ya dirty minded bugger

Moxey77 @ 01/11/2006 10:26

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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liar liar pants on fire

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 11:27

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Arrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh, thought me bum felt hot. Thought it was that curry I had last night.

Moxey77 @ 01/11/2006 11:31

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Oh dear TMI

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 11:50

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Hotter the better

Chicken Fhal anyone?

Moxey77 @ 01/11/2006 11:51

RC
In: Derbyshire
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm chicken korma

RC @ 01/11/2006 14:49

Di
In: Wellingborough
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I like korma too rc and passanda, in fact i like most stuff in the curry house, some of the waiters are cute too

Di @ 01/11/2006 15:06

RC
In: Derbyshire
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never tried a waiter what do they taste like di? pmsl

RC @ 01/11/2006 15:08

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Bit crunchy if left too long

Di @ 01/11/2006 15:16

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Just like crunchy duck down at the Chinese then really????

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 17:14

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Yep...........................

Di @ 01/11/2006 17:16

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Sort of puts me off it then................lost interest in nibbling the parsons nose now.

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 17:22

Di
In: Wellingborough
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oooooooo gross, won't he get cross if you do that?

Di @ 01/11/2006 17:24

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Well the waiter might be a bit chewed up about it..........ROFL Keep 'em coming Di, I'm feeding off you here (feeding time in the monkey house)

rubecula @ 01/11/2006 17:27

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Bishop might have summat to say about you and his staff ...........................................and it didn't matter how i looked at what i wanted to say, there were double entandres all over the sodding place so i 'm just gonna let you get on with it

Di @ 01/11/2006 17:32

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