Flippin eck, dont remind me,
Just the thought of it leaves me quite shaky,
Lock up yer sons,
These gals sure aint nuns,
The four of them together? Oh crikey!
ive just dropped me dinner down me sofa..........i.m cryin with laughter of laughterness......lol
gotta have a go myself............you guys have sure made me smile this evening.....
Ahh the old folding stuff is half hearted
Away to the cupboard i darted
I found my piggy, so easy
and gave it a squeezy
But Im so skint.. the poor thing just Far*ed
I had an ambition when young, To grow up and become a nun. Praying, singing and gardening, It don't sound too disheartening. In fact it could be kinda fun.
As for celibacy? That's achieved with ease. I spent 2 years cohabiting - oh please! Must be the only girl in the land To be saddled with a man Who went off it immediately - oh jeeeeez!
After a year of rejection And no sign of erection, My efforts I quit, Like he gave a tom tit, And sought solace in a Cadbury's selection.
Wouldn't, couldn't Kaz, if the truth be told,
As i stept out of me habit, the truth would unfold!
You see as quick as a flash,
The sisters would see i've no gash,
Screaming 'Hail Mary's for being so bold'!
What's all this about "unfolding"? Is there some truth you're withholding? Guys will turn green with envy, Ladies will go all wobbly, And Ann Summers will want a new moulding!
Ooer, have to be careful here,
Well, if anyone would know me dear!
Please don't shout it too loud,
Of my secret i'm proud,
Stops gals leaning in to leer!
Well if i want to leer, then i will
Thats why me mum put me onto the pill
cos i'm a bugger that tries
to get into the flies
of a bloke who's bulge just fits the bill!
Oh the joys of working on a pc.
I was busily composing, you see,
A limerick of epic proportion,
To try to eliminate distortion
Of this festival day, full of glee.
But the pc, it crashed,
And with it, my hopes dashed.
My masterpiece lost to the ether,
I've even looked beneath 'er.
With a hammer, it'll soon be bashed!
I'll wish you all a happy new year,
Hoping it'll be filled with good cheer.
So salutations this Samhain!
Shame I'd set such a good scene,
Only for it to up and disappear.
*exits in search of BIG hammer*
This limerick thread's going well,
A book, I'm sure would sell,
I, for one, would be buying,
But with limericks, not trying,
'Cos my rhymings not very good.
lol..not bad Blues
I'm off to Ripon today
To meet BMers and say
Lets have a cally
Abart arranging a rally
And hopefully have a good day !
Hmmmm not mi best effort....but ive not been up long ...lol
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