There was a young fellow called Bright, Who could travel much faster than light, He set off one day, In a relative way, And arrived on the previous night.
Hyperactivity's over-rated, But your point as stated, Is not far from the truth, Yea, verily, forsooth, I find myself far from sated.
It's been a strange kind of day, In the old-fashioned sense of "gay", I've heard tales from afar, Including Zanzibar, From great old mates - all say "hooray!"
Flippin eck girl,
So much posting, me heads in a whirl,
Don't get me wrong, i think its brill,
Now kindly put down that box of Trill.
Yeah i know, shut it on me way out........
Oh Arfur, please don't lament, Twas an admirable attempt, But limericks, if you recall, Have 5 lines in all, The last rhyming with the first - without relent...
Come along Wills - finish it please, Don't be such a rotten tease! Leaving just a first line? For some that'd be fine, But this is a limericks thread - Jeeez!
You sure that Lou's on the trill? I'd rather have a look at the bill If it's some kinda dope Then all we can do is hope That she ain't gonna be terribly ill
Tsk tsk! Of dope I have no need, Please, dear readers, take heed! Tis a road to disaster, Which you will never master! Steer clear, good friends, of the weed!
Think i've got the hang of this now,
Nice one WB/Wills for showing me how,
It's no excuse that i am quite tired,
I simply wasn't aware 5 lines were required,
Thankyou, i thank you *as he takes his first bow*
BM breaks into rapturous applause, At Arf's first limerick without flaws. My friend, you'll go far, And be quite the star, Sticking to the limerick thread's laws ;o)
Thanks Wills and Arf for joining in tonight, But try as hard as I might, My eyelids grow heavy As a 75 Chevy, So I bid both you chaps a "Goodnight" :o)
Thank heavens......for little girls,
Especially when they give a flouncy twirl,
Cos they rhyme in a most delightful way,
And always a pity when they cannot stay,
For their bedding covers they must unfurl.
Welcome XK, to the Limerick Zone.
Rhyming's better in company than alone.
We'll soon be swapping stories,
Relating tall tales of our glories,
And I suspect I might even just have a moan?
did u ever hear of four lasses
who had in their hands CBT passes
they needed sum bikes
wiv engines and lights
and a nice comfy seat for their Ar*ses !
and wheels,,and brakes, clutch, gears etc.. u get the picture ! lol
Of this story, I've heard tell,
Pray share - did all end well?
Do these 4 lasses now ride
Down the road side by side,
Tearin' it up like bats outta hell?
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