Billy I don't need the 'story' explaining, I understand (I'm ashamed to say lol same wave length)
Geoff, that's so old it creaks and I never did 'get' THAT one lol
*slap* Billy for that quack er I mean crack lol
it may say do not bend !try distort ,dirtort it says nothing about distort. should be easy to distort it .maybee use long handled lump or sledge hammer to distort. go on give it a bash tell me how much it distorts