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geoffb2005
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A letter landed on my hallway floor this morning with the words "Do Not Bend" written on it.
"Jeez", I thought, "how am I ever going to pick that up?"
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excalibur
In: york
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Ignore the instructions!it might be a fat cheque (does one still get cheque's)l0l
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geoffb2005
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excalibur
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If its still on the floor LEAVE IT! it might be a fat fine...lol
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geoffb2005
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You can get fined for being fat!! No tea tonight I think!
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excalibur
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Geoff , go on and pick it up , use a pair of long tongs , whatever !i'm curious to know if its a fine cheque lol..
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Sandi
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geoffb2005
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How can we be a double act; there's only two of us?
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Sandi
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How can we be a double act; there's only two of us?
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excalibur
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Were waiting for you to join Kwak , he needs some moral support here lol , it might be a cheque or a fine and he does'nt have x-ray vision ..lol
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excalibur
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I got one of those a while back , i solved the problem by kicking it under the door back outside and the dogs got hold of it ...end of problem!!!
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Sandi
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Moral support? I thought it was his back that wouldn't bend, wouldn't that be back support?
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excalibur
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UMMM , maybe i must go back to the beginning of this one ,i thought it was the contents that was causing all the hassles .lol
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Sandi
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How can it be the contents, he aint opened it yet? lol
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excalibur
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The contents , thats WHY he does'nt want to open it ,apart from his sore back and the fact the parcel is so heavy!!
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geoffb2005
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Sandi
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Clearly ain't my brother then
Oo that's a bit too subtle, especially this time of nite lol
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geoffb2005
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geoffb2005
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How about this then
Duck walks into a bar and goes up to the barman, "Got any bread?"
"Sorry", says the barman, "we don't sell bread."
"Got any bread", asks the duck again.
"Erm, no", answers the barman confused, "we don't sell bread."
"Got any bread", asks the duck.
"I've just told you", says the barman starting to get annoyed, "we don't sell bread."
"Got any bread?"
"No. Will you stop asking that. We DON'T SELL BREAD!!"
"Got any bread?"
"WE DON'T SELL BREAD. WE DON'T SELL BREAD. GET IT!!"
"Got any bread?"
"Listen you little so and so" snaps the angry barman, "you ask that one more time and I'm gonna nail you to the door outside!!!!"
"Got any nails", asks the duck??
"WHAT????", shouts the barman, "NO, WE DON'T SELL NAILS EITHER!!"
"Got any bread?"
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excalibur
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Glad your back ! trying to explain the story to Kwak is'nt easy .
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