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WheelyNealy
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bender before the robot on the cartoon is quite small ah well she thought as she bent down..

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WheelyNealy @ 17/10/2009 01:49

rubie
In: notts
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her hair tumbled over her eyes as she looked at him over her shoulder,

well very very nice man she smouldered.........

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rubie @ 17/10/2009 09:24

limeninja9
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so he pushed her to the ground and rolled her over and over.. "No!!! You crazy slightly effeminate very very nice man, straighten your leg and pick me up! I was smouldering in a sexual way. Anyway, how did you get here? Never mind, we still have our mission. We need to find the mystical....

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limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 10:43

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..green knickers. They were last seen being worn by a very, very nice man holding a duchy in one hand and a ...

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Deleted Member @ 17/10/2009 11:17

Sandi
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ROFPML @ you load of loonies, you're all sad...ta very much back to the novel... ..green knickers. They were last seen being worn by a very, very nice man holding a duchy in one hand and a ...

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Sandi @ 17/10/2009 11:25

rubie
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small but very talkative parrot in the other,

what now?

she asked still smouldering but slightly out of breath due to the rolling,

hold on let me get my ........

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rubie @ 17/10/2009 11:41

limeninja9
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self up,,,, you are struggling keeping your legs straigh and with your hands on your hips... "Quick!! Look over there!!", she jabbered excitedly. "it's a...

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limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 11:48

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builder, an indian and a sailor ......... But Ho!!! what is this coming from the left .......

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Deleted Member @ 17/10/2009 13:01

Sandi
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...a comedian to tell us the rest of the joke. Meanwhile....

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Sandi @ 17/10/2009 13:29

rubie
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c*ockhead! a*sewipe!

the parrott screamed ,
he used to belong to an albainian prostitute who had a mouth like a sewer. tho her punters didnt seam to mind
the cowboy and the police man came from the right to complete the line up and as the started to sing YMCA she looked over to the very , very nice man smiled and said

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rubie @ 17/10/2009 14:10

WheelyNealy
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I want that one ! dont like that one ...

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WheelyNealy @ 17/10/2009 16:48

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I hate it when the feathers get in my mouth. And I really do NOT like green. Parrots!! Feathers!!! and (peeking seductively from beneath those purple lurex extended eyelashes) ..........

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Deleted Member @ 17/10/2009 19:50

limeninja9
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the very very nice man, giving in to campness, loosened his wrists and said, "..

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limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 20:45

TeeCee
In: Blair Atholl
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"... I haven't had a parrot in my mouth but I have had a cockatoo!" The Village People stopped singing and just stared at him....

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TeeCee @ 17/10/2009 20:49

limeninja9
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jealously..

Meanwhile, back in our reality. There was a chipmunk on his mobile. "I have told you not to call me at work" he said squeakily. "Now, can you please untie the...

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limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 20:54

geoffb2005
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penguin!"

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geoffb2005 @ 17/10/2009 21:00

limeninja9
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and pass him the phone. I need to...

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limeninja9 @ 17/10/2009 21:01

TeeCee
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"... talk sweetly to him if I want a chance of dating him" the chipmunk thought to himself. It had been ages since he'd picked up a penguin. "I was wondering" he enquired.....

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TeeCee @ 17/10/2009 21:07

diamondsabre
In: kent
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.... "I usually go for a blue ribbon or a club, or sometimes a Kit Kat.... but i really fancy you !!!! what do you say..... how about we............

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diamondsabre @ 17/10/2009 21:25

Sandi
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...melt each others inhibitions and...

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Sandi @ 17/10/2009 21:31

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