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Wraith750
In: Stevenage
Posts: 318
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Or I`m not a gynaecologist but I`ll look into it for you !..... No it never worked for me neither
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Suzi5551
In: Durham
Posts: 998
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I've got a knife, get in the boot...
(hope I don't get into trouble for this one!)
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limeninja9
In: Liverpool
Posts: 737
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Suz!!!
Wait 'til I see you....
(With my camera,,,)
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Suzi5551
In: Durham
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geoffb2005
In: Leeds
Posts: 2593
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Man; "Do you fancy a sh*g?" Girl; "No!!" Man; "Well would you mind lying down whilst I have one?"
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Suzi5551
In: Durham
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fxr swas
In: South Shields
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Scouse was walking thru sefton park one night when he met a girl and there was an instant spark between them.
She fell at his feet and as he gave her a good seeing to he thought "F*ck me these taser guns are well worth the money!!
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kazninja
In: nottingham
Posts: 470
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Ha ha ....just love em all - any more please !!
not got a scouser one but...
why are women like hurricanes .. when they cum they are wet and wild and when they go they take your house and car.....
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DriftnSlide
In: Belfast/Larne
Posts: 394
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Bloke - "Can I smell your pussy " ? Girl - "No !! Now feck off" ! Bloke - "It must be your feet then ?"
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redzed11
In: Newark
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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wot does a scouser use for protection when she is havin sex ?
a bus shelter
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marsey
In: South Cumbria
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willi.p
In: Newcastle
Posts: 930
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I hope you know C.P.R. cos you've taking my breath away.
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FibroWarrior
In: Liverpool
Posts: 89
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Boy: How do ya like your eggs in a morning??? Girl: Unfertalized!!!!
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