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Wills
In: New Brighton
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Bloke: Fancy a shag? Girl: Not with a sliver-tongued bastid like youse. Bloke: Haven¹t we met before? Girl: Quite likely; I¹m a receptionist at the VD clinic. Bloke: Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to paradise? Girl: Sod off, there¹s already one arsehole up there.
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ghosthunter
In: Hinckley
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nice one Wills. My all time fave is: "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
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anneka56
In: Stockport
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In: NA
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I love cheesy chat up lines.... ....is your name Laura L? Because you're worth it! Ha-ha! Terrible I know!
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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You've got spanner eyes love.... Every time you look at you me my nuts tighten lol
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Deleted User
In: NA
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OMG ... good job non of you plan on 'pulling' a woman with lines like that !
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ghosthunter
In: Hinckley
Posts: 1659
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Thats a really bad set of teeth love, Let me get you pregnant so you can have free treatment
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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ROFLMHO @ Ghosty's chat-up line.
PML @ this thread altogether, funniest one for ages.
I'd be grateful for any chat-up line, cheesy or otherwise. All say 'awww'
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anneka56
In: Stockport
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tonuptony
In: chesterfield
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Where ya been all my life babe
Don't think I was born for most of it
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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Do you wanna go halfers on a bastard? That's more Sid the sexist than scouser, but who knows lol
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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PML *ouch!
Oo you are awful lol
*laughing is painful at the moment, I've done something to my side, feels like a donkey has kicked me.
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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Hiya babe i see you have a swallow tattoo on your neck ........
saves me having to ask
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Liverpool Chat-up lines aka 'How to stay single forever' lol
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Deleted Member
In: NA
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That's not a very nice thing to say Kwak! My best friend is scouse and not had a boyfriend in years! LMAO!
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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That's not a very nice thing to say Kwak! My best friend is scouse and not had a boyfriend in years! LMAO
? MBW
Not sure what I'm supposed to have said.
I said 'Liverpool chat-up lines aka 'how to stay single forever', meaning the chat up lines are so bad no one would fall for them.
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dunans
In: southport
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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Ah, hindsight such a beautiful thing if it was foresight
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2Tdreamin
In: Rugby
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How about ;
Boy ' You dancin?'
Girl 'You askin?'
Boy 'No I juss wanned your chair.'
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