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How would you spend a huge lottery win?

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kwakgirl
In: Kilmarnock
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actdaft u r wild!!!!

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kwakgirl @ 18/01/2011 13:24

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I'd buy an ounce of whatever actdaft's on

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Deleted Member @ 18/01/2011 13:43

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Might even get some kiwi on't kite and "black up".

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Deleted Member @ 18/01/2011 22:14

bandit lover
In: Birmingham
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lol....that would do for me

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bandit lover @ 18/01/2011 22:19

Nutkin68
In: Hull
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lol @ actdaft, you crack me up I don't enter but if I did I'd give a load to my mum, bro, zel, peteV, ghosty and madmum, buy a shed with a gorgeous view and a field big enough to have all my mates over, sorted

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Nutkin68 @ 18/01/2011 22:21

old red
In: Norwich
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I would def pay actdaft to accompany me on the cheque payout dressed as his 70,s pimp

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old red @ 18/01/2011 22:35

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I would be there m8, cricket bat in hand.

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Deleted Member @ 18/01/2011 22:44

old red
In: Norwich
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Would that be the hand with the new glove?

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old red @ 18/01/2011 22:47

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No no m8 i had a jacko sparkley glove and when i went out with it on all mi m8s beat me up, so i only wear it in mi own company.

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old red
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old red @ 18/01/2011 22:54

Boodyblues
In: york
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hmmmm how would i spend a win? i guess it depends on how big,,and what i could get away with legally!! after buying a house id get fedex to deliver a very upset rattle snake to every1 thats pi****d me off over the years, then emigrate lol .

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Boodyblues @ 19/01/2011 18:08

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Poor old snake, why not just send them postcards form around the world all exotic locations saying "having a lovely time, glad your not here". Or send a killer robot to smash up there gnomes.

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Deleted Member @ 20/01/2011 00:15

Boodyblues
In: york
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hey im liking that idea act. spesh the robot bit.

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Boodyblues @ 20/01/2011 15:34

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Well i made one but it went crazy ape bonkers and attacked an old ladies sausage dog, left the old girl traumatised and the poor old dog couldn't sit down for a week.

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Deleted Member @ 20/01/2011 23:44

Ragnar
In: London
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Fill my bike up and buy a pint. That's about all you'll get for the money these days.

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Ragnar @ 01/02/2011 12:46

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I'd :
- put some in my mams, boyfriends and daughters bank. - Pay off all my debts - buy a zoo or petting farm and then give up my day job

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Deleted Member @ 04/02/2011 12:09

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A challenger 2 main battle tank to go to the supermarket in. cos i swear to god i will go crazy ape bonkers if i carn't get to mi mushy pea's.

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