Whilst I would make sure that those around me benefitted from my new found fortune, I would most definately do the following for me;
1. Get a nose job
2. Have my teeth fixed
3. Have my boobs lifted
4. Have my bingo wings removed
5. Pay Dave Grohl to marry me
What would you do with your new found fortune???????
Go next door and buy a nice new Jag to drive to various bike shops and spend lots of money, then get chauffeur driven round the shops with my kids picking out what they want, find a bungalow nearby for my mum to live in so I can help her out (she's 82!), pay off my mate's mortgage and then buy myself a lovely house with a huge fireplace and a spiral staircase as well as a big garage, a large field and then book a holiday - not that I've thought about it much
first thing id do is ring work an tell em to stuff it then in no particular order i would....
set up various animal sanctuaries an rescue places
set up hostels for various diff peeps with problems, ie homeless, dom violence, drugs an alcohol
buy a narrowboat an a liveaboard speed boat thingey!
buy a hooose with land in t'countryside, with a big kitchen with arger, open fireplaces, muddy dogs in and out, utility with boots in, lurverly
set up some projects of work to help others..
blah blahblah... dream on eh!! i dont even do the lottery pmsl!!!!
ah i am an explorerer... teh travel the world on a bike goes without say..... of course i would do that but the other bits was less obvious lol that was me talking .... no BS Brumax ;)
if I won the lottery I would take me mates son's cancer out of his body and throw it as far away as possible!!!!!!
Then I would get my leg fixed asap
Then when all well I would go and get me a trike!!
act daft..... why an ostritch ???? lol.
me.... a small farmhouse with log burner, lots of land to rehome unwantedd animals too suzie :-), a large garagee that can house a busa, ducati and ninja lol, and make sure friends and family ok too.
veggies in the garden, a goat to provide milk, no rush hour dead lines ............
ay good one Geoff.........im sure they'd go easy on ya! lol
id buy myself a race truck and throw a few more quid at racing in sponsorship. oh and a 400mm f2.8 prime lens a snip at 6k....in fact i could have 2 ! yay!
I would go on the telly to collect mi prize dressed as a 70s pimp with all the bling, have 2 big black women with big arses in gold shorts thats 2 size's too small you know just for the effect, and when asked if im going to give to the donkey sanctuary or help the kittens i will probably say no to that as i will be buying a rocket car and a submarine and a sausage making machine and a new glove.
![How would you spend a huge lottery win? - Forums [Biker Match]](/images/backgrounds/strips/8mobileLQ.jpg)
![How would you spend a huge lottery win? - Forums [Biker Match]](/images/backgrounds/strips/8desktopLQ.jpg)
