..........and it's all true. Filthy fat arsed disease ridden pigeon dropped one from the roof of the station while I was having a butty.......... right in the gob and on my glasses and in one eye. Wet hot runny and......................OMG feel sick again.........
Best one though was when my cousin and his family came to visit a couple of years ago, I was driving around and he was following, I wind down the window to point something out..... and a bloody great herring gull let fly at the right time to get it straight through the car window........ all over the side of my head. Jeezus what a stench................. Ian couldn't drive for wetting himself.... git.
Once was unlucky rube but twice.........................................
Anyway, just remind me rc not to walk down the street with him at any point
Could make me sick