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rubecula
In: Holyhead
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This bloke goes to the doctor and shows him his todger, which is bright orange. "Thats unusual" says the doc. "Not seen that before. Anyone else in the family have this problem? Is it in your genes?" "Not that I am aware of doctor." says the man. "Strange says the doctor." Looking closer. "Are you in close contact with any chemicals then?" "No doctor not at all." "Well, where do you work then?" "I am unemployed Doctor." says the man. "I'm not in work at all." "Hmmmm." The doctor ponders this for a minute. Then asks. "Well what is it you do all day?" "Actually doctor" Says the man." I spend my time watching porn films, and eating Wotsits."

rubecula @ 02/11/2006 17:28

Moxey77
In: Stourport-on-Sev
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Moxey77 @ 03/11/2006 12:01

Matt
In: Veldhoven
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so wrong

Matt @ 03/11/2006 12:43

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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I know........

rubecula @ 03/11/2006 13:55

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Typical tho!

Di @ 03/11/2006 14:01

Speedy Claire
In: Liverpool
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Speedy Claire @ 03/11/2006 15:29

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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well I suppose you know me by now Di..... I can lower the tone even from a standing start.....pmsl Poor Claire hasn't even an inkling yet as she only knows my posts in BC

rubecula @ 03/11/2006 15:38

Speedy Claire
In: Liverpool
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I reckon I pretty much have you sussed lol

Speedy Claire @ 03/11/2006 15:40

Di
In: Wellingborough
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You keep going hun.....................makes me laugh

Di @ 03/11/2006 15:41

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Oh Bugger.............. so I got no chance of sweet talking you then have I?

rubecula @ 03/11/2006 15:41

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Not with wotsits They make me hyper

Di @ 03/11/2006 15:53

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Especially licking off the residue ............. from yer fingers !!!!!

rubecula @ 03/11/2006 15:55

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Di @ 03/11/2006 15:56

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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Jeez... you can always tell a scaley brat.... but you can't tell them much

rubecula @ 03/11/2006 15:59

Di
In: Wellingborough
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Nothing in fact, we listen and then usually do wot we gonna do in the first place

Di @ 03/11/2006 16:03

rubecula
In: Holyhead
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I had noticed that over the years................lol

rubecula @ 03/11/2006 17:05

storm
In: derbyshire
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it finally makes sense......i never looked at it this way before : MENtal illness, MENstrual cramps, MENtal breakdown, MENOpause, GUYnocologist, & when we have REAL trouble, its a HISterectomy!!!!! ever notice how women's problems start with MEN?

storm @ 04/11/2006 17:02

storm
In: derbyshire
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it sent that bastard the curse and twat a like feel you'll backward message this read to have you realise you time the by

storm @ 04/11/2006 17:09

Di
In: Wellingborough
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i don't know why storm but i looked at that and thought that don't look right and went straight to the bottom. does that mean i need help?

Di @ 04/11/2006 17:26

storm
In: derbyshire
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nah diane its a woman thing !!!!!

storm @ 04/11/2006 17:34

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