We'll see you at Wath, later today,
Let's hope the rain stays away.
Oh, stuff the bad weather,
I'll still be in leather.
The bike's getting a run out, HOORAY!
Welcome to the lims thread Blue, Nice to see another one, who Struggles with last lines, I can never find the rhymes, And quite often I struggle with getting them to scan right too.
Feeling pretty low today, dunno why,
Is it still not pc for a guy to cry?
Can't be doing with all that macho bills**t,
Not ashamed to show my emotions, not one little bit,
My spirits always feel refreshed after i've run me eyes dry.
I'm sorry to hear the bad news
Its crap when yr feeling the blues
But you'll feel much more sunny
when you think of the funny
talks you had with yr mate in the loos
In the loos hey, my dear what are you implying?
If anyones told you stories, trust me there lying,
You see i'm able to say,
Personally, i don't lean that way,
So the guys i know who do, don't bother trying!
Ok, you've lost me now,
Easy to do, so i won't bother asking how,
Guess i'm thick as a brick,
Only went in to empty me pr**k!
So to your higher intelligence i take a bow.
It's easy to see why I don't usually drink, It strips you of your ability to think. And when they run out of cider, Don't stick lager inside 'er! Cos you only end up feeling like stink!
A great night out in fine company. With mates like you guys around me, Knowing you'd back me through hell. Why'd that pub have no bell? ;o) It sure was an evening of glee!
Bit of a shaky start to the night, Glad we avoided the pikey fight! But we soon got it going And the free drinks were flowing Which is probably why I don't feel alright!
The conversation was great, I wonder if my mate Will change her career? She seemed to hold dear The concept of being a Dominat (rix)!
Oh how I wish I could get some sleep! The healing benefits I'd reap! But it seems not to be Possible for me For approx every hour, I peep!
I'm just bored of this grind Must I be so maligned? Destined to be an insomniac? Suppose it's better than maniac? Although that'll come as further I fall behind.
Some say counting sheep Helps them get to sleep, But I only have cats, And just 2 at that, So that don't help a whole heap!
I've laid off the caffeine, Which is quite obscene, As it helps me keep going When the sleeplessness starts showing, And I'm working to earn my next bean.
Here endeth my whinge Out here on the fringe. I'll sleep all next week Or maybe learn Greek? See - that's how bad it's got, I'm now doing rhymes that just make you cringe.
Aww dear Wannabe you and me too
Not sleeping well, what are we to do?
I can't count sheep, I'm allergic tis so
Try counting meeces there's more than you know
I can't think of a 5th line to make this a lymeric
But a 6th line I can manage, and that makes me sick!
Ouch! lol
*sniggers* Nice one Kwak! You were on the right track! I'm afraid to say You got carried away & into a 6th line you hacked?
As for meeces, in this house? You're joking! Well they're here... but they're croaking. The cats prefer them headless And consider it a success When I accidentally stand (bare-footed!) on their sorry corpses, still smoking!
The bottom of the barrel I was scraping, The last line hole was a-gaping, But try as I might, I can't give up the fight, Even when the last line's scan, from me, is escaping ;o)
The bottom of the barrel I was scraping,
Too right!
Please go back to bed, smoke anything - fairy dust - anything, just please get some kip....pretty please!
PS - Don't give up the day job!
I wasn't really trying to rhyme
But I suppose if given time
I could construct a little ditty
Even though it wouldn't sound too pretty
And,then again, it might be a crime
There you see? That wasn't so hard. One day, we'll make you a bard. The rules here are easy, Just rhyme, even if cheesy, And hold the 5 line form in regard.
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