together blend perfectly into an ..... oh what was that song that Boy George sang ....... ??????
Or was it the Chipmunks after they had consumed a curly wurly too many.
Miles and miles of soft ... chewy .........
caramel covered in chocolate filled the road outside.
The chipmunk swam across to try to save the penguin, who had now managed to to acquire a traffic cone on his head and was singing "nuts whole hazlenuts..................'
He stopped singing suddenly as out of the corner of his left eye he spied something, something so terrible, so heart stoppingly frightening, so leg quiveringly nasty, so big and so bad that he was really, really scared. "Pengy!!!" He shouted, lips wobbling with fear, "You have to....
almost succeeded in persuading Pingu to sign a Pre Nup. "No!. No!. We can't let this happen. The future of the Penguin race is in jeopardy. We can't let him sire her offspring there must be another way. Heeelllpppppppp" ....... .
They heard a far off rumbling like the sound of a train in the distance. Closer and closer, louder and louder. The sound started to form into words. Their ears strained, they listened in agony. What was it sayinG? hark hark it's getting closer, I can make out the sylabbles, the vowels, the consonants, the words ...........
"Fear not, fair Chipmunk" came a resonant voice from above, rolling across the mountains, echoing through the valleys and plains.
After a short silence.
it continued ......... rolling from end to end, horizon to horizon ........"Fetch the anti-botox repellent, Auntie Shirley". It's time the press the red button.
From the air came the sound of something huge flapping in the breeze.......... both chipmunk and penguin looked up together, frozen in terror, trembling in panic, hearts beating in unison, hands clenched together , organs petrified ......... to find the sky engulfed with a huge pair of green knickers bearing down upon them with a massive ................
...skidmark!
Without hesitation, the very very nice man grabbed the crowd of people that had gathered to get Cher's autograph and pulled them to safety.
"That was lucky" remarked the chipmunk "or the sh1t really would have hit the fans".
Unfortunately....
..... for Cher..... her plastic legs couldnt move fast enough..... in the chaos of the crowd rush......... she was thrown directly in the path of the falling.... skiddmarked knickers...... her last words were thought to be ....."Shit..... " as they landed on her upturned face that expressed a look of "complete and utter horror" as one onlooker described!
"How horrific" shouted the chipmunk....... "Somebody please save her....... call the............
carried on dancing round the room to the Nolans ' i'm in the mood for dancing', then suddenly, den den den ..................... in waddled ET asking is there were i get me .....................
he he...........................nuts, totally nuts..........Im pleased to say, just as I expected lmao!!! How long have they let you lot out for then pmsl!!! ......just dont give up yer day jobs..............
and granny knickers replied "It might be raining but I am off out on me bike!!"
Meanwhile, in the park Mr. Tickle was walking with his wife. The trees had gone that lovely mix of browns, the early morning light casting flickering shadows off the gently dancing leaves. The breeze strengthened, he closed his eyes and imagined the chatter of the leaves was gentle soothing rain. He was happy. He turned to his wife and said, "Tessa,,,,It's never too early for.....
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