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Jokes, Games & Silly Things

lets write a novel

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Sandi
In: Huddersfield, W
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Meanwhile, in the park Mr. Tickle was walking with his wife. The trees had gone that lovely mix of browns, the early morning light casting flickering shadows off the gently dancing leaves. The breeze strengthened, he closed his eyes and imagined the chatter of the leaves was gentle soothing rain. He was happy. He turned to his wife and said, "Tessa,,,,It's never too early for..... ...TEA!! the rest of the Mr Men clan met up with Mr Tickle and his Mrs and decided to have a ... (PML @ her name>> Tess Tickle )

Sandi @ 24/10/2009 08:56

excalibur
In: york
Posts: 1277
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..holiday in froggieland where they knew they'd be safe from the very..very nice man, but lo and behold as the pilot adjusted his goggles to prevent moon glare they all noticed in wonderment..

excalibur @ 24/10/2009 14:52

Deleted Member
In: NA
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that Mr Very Nice Man was close behind astride a flying Buell - and not alone. He was with a young woman - Little Miss Teenage Pregnancy!!! Then the moon gently drifted behind Little Master Cloud and, accompanied by the froggie midnight chorus ........

Deleted Member @ 24/10/2009 18:28

excalibur
In: york
Posts: 1277
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..singing "lost in France" to the strains of The Highland Pipers ..

excalibur @ 25/10/2009 07:37

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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they landed with a thump right in the middle of Dudley !!!

'i ay going on the buzz to brumijum' they heard a chavy looking lad say

'Excuse me .............................'

Brummie Jackie @ 25/10/2009 21:40

limeninja9
In: Liverpool
Posts: 737
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is this the way to the forum?"

(After dark, the little things come out. You can't see them in the day. But,,, they are there, under your chair, the settee, in the telly, the keyboard. They are waiting, waiting for their chance. They whisper and plot, imperceptible chatters, gathering strength in numbers. They are here now, braver, creeping,,)

"No, you need to go back the way for the forum, is it the one for the game nobody understands??

"Actually", he said smarmily, "it is..

limeninja9 @ 25/10/2009 22:18

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609
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....... the way to Amarillo, and yes nobody understands the rules which is why ..........................'

Brummie Jackie @ 25/10/2009 22:28

excalibur
In: york
Posts: 1277
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...the very,very nice man called in Judge Dredd to..

excalibur @ 26/10/2009 05:33

WheelyNealy
In: Near Driffield
Posts: 2751
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...srtip bat man of his wig a big caffuffle ensewed and soon became aparent that .....

WheelyNealy @ 26/10/2009 20:02

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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the very very nice man actually worked for the RAC and was an undercover spy hoping to rob secrets of the ............................

Brummie Jackie @ 26/10/2009 22:28

excalibur
In: york
Posts: 1277
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..flying giant skid marked green bloomers that intentionaly..

excalibur @ 27/10/2009 20:23

Throttle Jockey
In: Loughborough
Posts: 120
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...........fell from Brummie Jackie's washing line during the harsh winds of ...............

Throttle Jockey @ 27/10/2009 21:00

excalibur
In: york
Posts: 1277
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..war that swept through Dudley like a gigantic hoover sucking..

excalibur @ 27/10/2009 21:07

feistygirl
In: Rochdale
Posts: 1228
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the fat from Jackies behind, when......

feistygirl @ 27/10/2009 21:24

Throttle Jockey
In: Loughborough
Posts: 120
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..............after an hour of suck suck sucking, they burnt out and ended up ................................

Throttle Jockey @ 27/10/2009 22:06

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
Posts: 20609
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..at Dudley general hospital with fat posioning and verses of ' i like big butts and i cannot lie' going thro there heads. A surgeon walked in and asked .................

Brummie Jackie @ 27/10/2009 23:34

feistygirl
In: Rochdale
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if anyone had seen the very very nice man as he had something for him. They shook their heads solemly and replied...

feistygirl @ 28/10/2009 15:03

Brummie Jackie
In: Hobbit HQ
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'................ fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, but fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, so fuzzy wuzzy wasnt fuzzy wus he?'. The surgeon then turned round drew back the curtain and ................

Brummie Jackie @ 28/10/2009 15:34

diamondsabre
In: kent
Posts: 329
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A giant inflatable Humpty Dumpty........

diamondsabre @ 28/10/2009 16:13

Blueboy955i
In: Darlington
Posts: 916
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.....started to glow an eerie luminous green. I've never seen anything like that before in my life said the surgeon whilst polishing his osciloscope. He looked down at the nurse, looked her straight in the eyes and uttered........

Blueboy955i @ 28/10/2009 21:59

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