Brummie Jackie
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lol sorry Auntie must have been typing at same time as you
WheelyNealy
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u two have lost it lol
Music but some interfirence came over the radio and an alien voice said .........
excalibur
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Brummie Jackie
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... nearest McDonalds , i'm starving, havent eaten for 436 days and now i have noticed that my .............
mandi jay
In: Whitby
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...rear end is exposed! bloody green knickers! & B & Q are having a 15% sale off.....
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I'm absolutely convinced that if I get a gravity fed shower and an undersized corner bath, with some castors, I can make the most fantastic .......
Brummie Jackie
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.......... portable bidet!! Starts to couple it up to the back of his now gleaming clean bike and ...................
mandi jay
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...away he goes heading for santas grotto. All's going well when suddenly the bath breaks loose, passes the bike, like rossi taking pedrossa! It shoots down the road for about 200m (stopping distances folks!!) where it finally comes to rest, with the hot tap firmly wedged up....
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mandi jay
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sorry, i think i best stay out of this novel......lol
Brummie Jackie
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......... the tail pipe of a police car. Two coppers get out to take a look at the damage caused by the now cracked and leaking bath , oozing bubbles down the road. On of them turns to the other and says ..........
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Oi TUBBY.......are you on your way to bath...oh no your in it....the driver gets his loofer out and shoves it right up the coppers .........
feistygirl
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nose.. to stop the bleeding caused by the constant and amusing drivel that comes from Ians........
moonstone
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...ass(etts) which were dwingling fast.
Just get out the horseroad before I charge you for...........
WheelyNealy
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anneka56
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raybans cos i cannot see the colour of your eyes......... put your hands.......
WheelyNealy
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on your hips and do the time warp again
then .......
anneka56
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oh yeah thats my dance....back to novel.. but don't touch my suspenders they are loaded with ....
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